A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.
So off he goes with an ugly, stupid woman, while he pretends to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead - with an even uglier woman. When he asks what's going on, Steve
replies, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
David, Steve, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Don up ahead. He is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a supermodel/centerfold. Stunned, David and Steve approach the man and discover that it is their friend Don. They ask him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with these God-awful women.
Don replies, "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have had five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. Everytime we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, "Damn income taxes!"
2007-09-08 23:28:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
lol ..Nice one. Here's a ★ star for you. <*-*>
2007-09-09 01:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
income tax; a extra flatter,yet by some potential extra progressive one. by way of fact it is poorer volk like me whom could desire to apply the main of even though funds I make from artwork basically to purchase the necessaries of existence in any case. additionally by way of fact revenues taxes tend to do away with extra share of income from the poorer contributors of our society than the excellent-wealthy idlers whom basically stay off their investments made with the aid of their ancestors 5 generations in the past. no longer all and sundry is clever sufficient to circulate to college U understand!
2016-10-18 10:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, fortunately where I am right now we don't pay taxes. And if the government decides to implement such, there is no way i can get out of it =)
2007-09-09 03:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by battgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Now even heaven is checking up on our income tax payments! :D
2007-09-08 23:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by ScarletRaven 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeehawwwwWWW!!!! Love this one. Thanks again, Jojo.
Will never again cheat on Income Tax!! Before, it was required for us OFWs. Now, it is not. But before, I used to dream of everything possible to cheat.
2007-09-09 06:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, thanks for the warning. I'll stop all the little white lies on next year's income tax.
2007-09-09 01:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one!
2007-09-09 04:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? viena ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋