God programmed the world in 6 days with no debugging, then he slept for a day. He created the ADAM program, from which he spawned the EVE program.
However, a virus lurked in the system and corrupted EVE who subsequently accessed a forbidden file. ADAM was corrupted because of the I/O links with EVE.
God removed all privileges from the ADAM and EVE programs and moved them to main memory. ADAM and EVE spawned a lot of child processes. Eventually this got out of hand and God purged the RAM with a great flood of zeros, leaving only a few child processes running protected by the Automated Recovery Console, or ARC.
Again the software ran out of control. This time God had a patch JESUS ready, so he ran it. The rogue spyware infection ROMANS eventually terminated the JESUS process, but not before it could touch several other processes which continued to apply the JESUS patch.
Some processes calculate that there will be a Great Reboot soon. Now we know JESUS saves, but does God do backups?
2007-09-02
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