Ralph Klein was cleaning his office, when he found a lamp. He then rubbed it and a genie appeared. The genie said, "You have three wishes that I will grant you."
He first wishes for a cold can of beer.
Poof!! A can of beer appears.
He then wished that he could be on a tropical island, surrounded by young and beautiful women.
Poof!! He was on a tropical island, surrounded by young and beautiful women.
Then he thought, wow this is great! He then wishes he never has to work again.
Poof!! He's back in his office
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages
2007-08-31
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