Ralph Klein was cleaning his office, when he found a lamp. He then rubbed it and a genie appeared. The genie said, "You have three wishes that I will grant you."
He first wishes for a cold can of beer.
Poof!! A can of beer appears.
He then wished that he could be on a tropical island, surrounded by young and beautiful women.
Poof!! He was on a tropical island, surrounded by young and beautiful women.
Then he thought, wow this is great! He then wishes he never has to work again.
Poof!! He's back in his office
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages
2007-08-31 20:21:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Be careful what you "wish" for !!!!
REALLY cute joke -- thanks !! Starworthy !!
2007-08-31 20:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice ones
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"
2007-09-01 03:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats soooo funny! imma share that with people! :D heres a star for making me laugh.
2007-09-01 03:50:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both of these are great. But I really like second best. Thanks for sharing them with us!
By the way... Have a star, on me!
2007-09-03 16:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is great.
2007-09-01 04:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the 2nd joke.
2007-09-01 04:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd 1 is good, but i don't get the 1st one.
help explain please?
2007-09-01 04:38:05 · answer #7 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋