You're at the beach with your six month year old daughter, and you have a little sunhat covering her face so the sun won't get in her eyes. So when an old lady come over to you and says " Take that dreadful sunhat off of your child, you're smothering her!", you:
1. Politeley explain that you're trying to keep the sun out of her eyes, but raise the hat a little, just in case.
2. Snap at her, "oh, you're so right. It really doesn't matter that I carried this child for nine months and was in labor for two hours. Praise Allah that YOU came and informed me that I was smothering my nine months and two hours of work! GOD BLESS YOU!!!!"
3. Say "Listen Grandma, i've heard enough crap out of everyone. My baby is not public property, you can't just say whatever you want about her and what I should do with her!
4. THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! You pounce on her, ripping out all of her blue hair and beating her square in her bolbous nose.
2007-08-18
03:32:06
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