You're at the beach with your six month year old daughter, and you have a little sunhat covering her face so the sun won't get in her eyes. So when an old lady come over to you and says " Take that dreadful sunhat off of your child, you're smothering her!", you:
1. Politeley explain that you're trying to keep the sun out of her eyes, but raise the hat a little, just in case.
2. Snap at her, "oh, you're so right. It really doesn't matter that I carried this child for nine months and was in labor for two hours. Praise Allah that YOU came and informed me that I was smothering my nine months and two hours of work! GOD BLESS YOU!!!!"
3. Say "Listen Grandma, i've heard enough crap out of everyone. My baby is not public property, you can't just say whatever you want about her and what I should do with her!
4. THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! You pounce on her, ripping out all of her blue hair and beating her square in her bolbous nose.
2007-08-18 03:32:06 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Number 1 for me but I would not raise the hat. Be your own person and do what you think is best. You are the mom. I am a little surprised though, usually the grandma wants you to cover a child up MORE!! LOL
fishineasy
2007-08-18 03:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-18 03:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Avatar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-18 03:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by Melly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above: if she's gonna speak to me like that out of the blue, I'm just gonna tell her to mind her own business, unless it's a lady that I know, then it'd probably be #1. By the way: How do you smother someone with a sunhat?
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2007-08-18 04:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by rockiebattles411 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
politely explain that you're trying to keep the sun out of her eyes, raise the hat a little, then thank the old lady for showing concern for another human being. Random acts of kindness for another human being is few and far in between these days...
2007-08-18 03:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by tramps3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with #4 new mama... this old mama knows you are tired and are doing everything possible under the sun to raise a happy, healthy beautiful person... hell she probably smoked and drank while pregers.... Can I make a suggestion please? After you have ripped out all the blue or sometimes lavender hair and punched her in the nose... grab her by the scruff of her granny dress and throw her in the ocean! LOL work's every time...
2007-08-18 03:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as the general population would love to do number 4... The most sensible thing to do would be 1. Unless you are in a really crabby mood and don't think that you will ever see this person again, then 2 would suffice.
2007-08-18 03:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jay L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1, but I wouldnt raise it a little. The hat is keeping the sun off her skin, and she probably looks cute in her hat. I get the same thing. We have a 7 month old daughter.
2007-08-18 03:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by Darth Maul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wakened at 10am. the 1st element I did become get a drink then went into the bathe. I do like Mondays, initiate of a clean week. i'm at present writing, listening to hint, and searching it sluggish for Yahoo Questions in between. My Monday has been very nicely thank you. ^_^.
2016-12-12 05:43:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me Grandma, but when my child grows up, I don't want her to have to get her ever-lovin' nose cut right off her face.... like you did... you Michael jackson look-alike!!! Not to mention the fact that your skin looks like a lizard with a leather coat on. So, hit the road you wrinkled old vulture!
Sorry Hobbes, I had a bad day today... does it show?
2007-08-19 14:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋