All categories - 17 August 2007

i cant remember the exact chapter but i think its in corinthians

paul tells christians this

Dear brothers and sisters, if someone comes to you and asks for help what good would it do if you tell that person that god loves you and please go in peace?

dont you think this is a very practical statement by apostle paul?

2007-08-17 21:44:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-17 21:43:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

You know them by their fruits. They walk a certain way. They talk a certain way. One Christian can spot another born again believer. But we can spot the ones who are not in the body of Christ by conviction of the holy spirit. Can you?

2007-08-17 21:42:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i watched this play last march if i'm not mistaken . performed by
Topol. love all the dances and soundtrack. what do you guys think of this show?

2007-08-17 21:42:49 · 8 answers · asked by Missy 2 in Polls & Surveys

did he look like the milkman?

2007-08-17 21:42:08 · 2 answers · asked by larry d 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I mean you cannot say one is retarded... fine... now I am being told mentally handicapped is insulting. Cant call folks blacks or african americans etc... Seems like what is "Acceptable" is changing every day. I bear no group animosity or malice but holy hannah... I just cant keep up with whats insulting and whats not anymore.

2007-08-17 21:42:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

How to achieve it

2007-08-17 21:40:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

An ode to old age
There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,
And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big fat lie.
My hair's getting thinner, my body is not;
The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.

I smell of Vick's-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5;
My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive.
When asked of my past, every detail I'll know,
But what was I doing 10 minutes ago?

Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?
I'm off to read the obituary, like I do every day;
If my names not there, I'll once again start -
Perfecting the art of falling apart

2007-08-17 21:40:17 · 12 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

.....in Upstate New York, then why won't the LDS church that owns the property just excavate and disply them for all to see? Is it because they are not there and have never been? Is it because their faith is based on a book of lies.

2007-08-17 21:40:07 · 8 answers · asked by Sloan R 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I prefer the top.

2007-08-17 21:40:06 · 9 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Polls & Surveys

I believe that so many societies are into conclusion to think they ways of living is better than the rest. As others worship their currencies and do nothing but work, others pray and pray for better life here and after. However, WE DO HAVE individuals in present day, who believes one society has to go, using years of virus as a weapon is not good enough. List societies (countries) you select to be nuked, and WHY. I believe that we spend MILLIONS of money on developing it, and maintaining it, why not use it for its purpose.

2007-08-17 21:39:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-08-17 21:39:51 · 7 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Polls & Surveys

A list of redneck computer terms
Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.

Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.

Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

Cache - Needed when you go to da store.

Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

Diskette - A female Disco dancer.

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.

Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.

Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

Rom - Where the pope lives.

Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.

2007-08-17 21:39:35 · 14 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-17 21:39:20 · 43 answers · asked by keira 3 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-08-17 21:39:17 · 4 answers · asked by helper725 3 in Fishing

What was it?

2007-08-17 21:38:59 · 13 answers · asked by Bri 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know it's an Arabic-origin word ("God-willing"). I know Spain was Moor for like 1,000 years. My question is: why just "ojala" and no other big words? Are there any other major Arab-origin words that made it into the Spanish language?

2007-08-17 21:38:45 · 3 answers · asked by newtobigd78 4 in Languages

beatles for me. remember all the lines

2007-08-17 21:38:30 · 10 answers · asked by Missy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Olympic city bribery
The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site

9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and swimming events all being held in the 34th Street YMCA pool.

8. All 75 of the new hires in the mayor's office are named either Ingrid or Sven.

7. After Philadelphia lands the Summer Games, Juan Antonio Samaranch sports a hood ornament that looks strangely like the Liberty Bell.

6. Only someone bribed with hookers and college tuition wouldn't think the term "New York City Hospitality Committee" is an oxymoron.

5. Karl Malone is now playing forward for the Utah Samaranches.

4. T-shirt for sale in the hotel lobby: "My dad went to Salt Lake City, and all I got was this T-shirt and college tuition."

3. "Miss Salt Lake" for 1999 requires a translator to deliver her coronation speech.

2. New Olympic mascots: Vinny and Knuckles.

and the Number 1 Sign Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site...

1. The IOC suddenly decides to change the official cycling uniforms to white shirts and ties.

This list is copyrighted by Chris White.

2007-08-17 21:38:08 · 8 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-17 21:37:38 · 8 answers · asked by - 2 in Fish

I heard a song that sounded exactly like Boten Anna, so I thought that maybe it was an English version of it, but when I looked it up the meanings were completely different. Gahhh this is driving me crazy!

2007-08-17 21:37:36 · 1 answers · asked by renx93 1 in Lyrics

I did all of that?
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

2007-08-17 21:37:29 · 6 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Seriously, why can't Christians just admit that their god failed, at least that 1 time? I just read an answer from a guy who actually claimed that 'God' did help, because a girl managed to convince a few SS guards that they were wrong. Huh??

How deep into delusion can the human mind sink?

2007-08-17 21:37:25 · 7 answers · asked by /\v/\TARD 3 in Religion & Spirituality

How do we achieve it? Will you pray that divine love and I are one? Thanks for all your blessings! :)

2007-08-17 21:36:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-17 21:36:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I am trying to think of a recipe that includes ground beef, but for the life of me, I can't think of anything but pasta. So, I was hopeing that some 'awesome' answer addict would be so kind as to shared some of their recipes that have ground beef in them..

Please..Please...Please nothing tomatoe saucy, like pasta and no hamburgers or anything like that..THANKS!!!!

2007-08-17 21:36:03 · 14 answers · asked by Jessica 6 in Cooking & Recipes

You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When...
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!

2007-08-17 21:35:59 · 13 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-17 21:35:45 · 22 answers · asked by Sarah H 1 in Cats

before he was injured my mark henry it seemed batista had alot of fans.. A LOT.. but after coming back and not getting to retain the title it seems people are turning on him. Who agrees and whats your opinion

2007-08-17 21:35:39 · 12 answers · asked by THE ROCK 3 in Wrestling