A list of redneck computer terms
Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.
Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.
Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.
Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
Cache - Needed when you go to da store.
Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.
Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - A female Disco dancer.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.
Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Rom - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.
2007-08-17 21:39:35 · 14 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha! Those are funny. I bet Jeff Foxworthy would be impressed.
2007-08-17 21:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by Violante 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wah arr ew takin' the great name of Georgia in vein? We kin orl reed and rite down heer. Ewe thank weez ignorunt or sumptin? Wah, your Mamma ort tew tan yor hide with uh dead raccoon.
Ma grate grandpappy was at Gettysburg ( tew bad he got shot tew ba some low down skunt ina blue toonic)
2007-08-17 22:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love everyone of these Camille,thanks for another good laugh. That Ozzie is a RIOT,LOL.
2016-04-02 03:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gives a new meaning to computer terms. Enjoyed those. STAR for you.
2007-08-17 22:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2007-08-17 21:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-08-17 22:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grin!
2007-08-18 00:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-08-18 13:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pml...9/10 only cos I've heard 'em B4
2007-08-17 21:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice! yee haw!!
2007-08-18 01:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋