An ode to old age?

Question

An ode to old age
There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,
And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big fat lie.
My hair's getting thinner, my body is not;
The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.

I smell of Vick's-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5;
My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive.
When asked of my past, every detail I'll know,
But what was I doing 10 minutes ago?

Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?
I'm off to read the obituary, like I do every day;
If my names not there, I'll once again start -
Perfecting the art of falling apart

Answer 1

Ha ha ha, I like that, I laughed so much I`ll need to go for a little nap, thank you fellow dinosaur.Have a star.

Answer 2

Only us old geezers can really appreciate your joke. Here's another one ---

John's great-grandfather's 100th birthday is coming up and he wants to get him something really special as a gift. He decides that a gorgeous call girl will be just the right thing, so he hires this drop dead gorgeous babe and sends her over to ggpa's house.

Grandpa's sitting in his rocker napping, drooling a little, mumbling to himself. Hears a knock at the door. Pushes himself up out of the chair with joints poppin' and crackin'...shuffles slowly to the door. Opens it, squints down at this young woman standing there. "Yeah, whaddaya want?" he snarls. The babe bats her eyes up at him and shakes her booty a little. "I'm here for super sex," she croons.

Grandpa looks her over for a coupla seconds then says, "I'll take the soup..!"

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny!

Answer 4

Us old codgers have to stick together! nice one, now, what was I saying?

Answer 5

STARRED again. Nice one.

Answer 6

cool

Answer 7

how sad but so funny ☺

Answer 8

brill love it

Answer 9

ha ha ha funny

Answer 10

yeah man :)