You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When...?

Question

You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When...
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!

Answer 1

Funny, I thought it was when you just forced out an 8 pound baby smeared in blood and goo and are lying there all hurting and bleeding and widened beyond recognition.

Answer 2

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

You child throws up, and you catch it.

You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

You can't bear to give away baby clothes--it's so final.

You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you say, "Not in your good clothes!"

last but not least you are on the floor crawling around looking for a salamander ( have done this twice)

4 YEARS OF AGE- My mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE- My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE- My mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE- Naturally, mother doesn't know that either.
16 YEARS OF AGE- Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE- That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE- Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE- Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE- Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE- Wish I could talk it over with Mom once more.

Answer 3

You know you are a mum when: - Your feet stick to the kitchen floor..... and you don't care. - When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding. - You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket. - You spend an entire week wearing sweats. - Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you. - Popsicle's become a food staple. - Your favorite television show is a cartoon. - Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day. - You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on. - Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her after you suck the dirt off of it because your too busy to wash it off. - Your kids make jokes about farting, burping, pooping, etc., and you think it's funny. - You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU! - Spit is your number one cleaning agent. - You're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, Not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet ... you still managed to gain 10 pounds. - In your bathroom there is toothpaste on the light fixtures, water all over the floor, a dog drinking out of the toilet and body hair forming a union to protest unsafe working conditions. - You buy cereal with marshmallows in it. - The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making rice krispie bars. - You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. - You have time to shave only one leg at a time. - You hide in the bathroom to be alone. - Your kid throws up and you catch it. - Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating. - You consider finger paints to be a controlled substance. - You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun. - You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cute shapes.

Answer 4

very good I'm a mum and bloomin Lion King did have me in tears too but thats Disney for ya

Answer 5

Also when you have a bag full of babywipes instead of tissues 'in case its a sticky mess not a dry one'
every low down surface in the house has finger prints
your house looks like toys r us exploded
you can't get into your kitchen cupboards as they are 'childproof'

Answer 6

Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 7

So when did you turn into a mom?

Answer 8

STAR. hahahaha

Answer 9

Lol very good

Answer 10

ha ha ha funny