Why does this sh@# always happen to me? I woke up this morning an hour late for work because my alarm didn't go off. My power was out. My Pitt puppy left me a land mine wich woke me up as it oozed between my toes. I slipped and fell backwards, hitting my head on the nightstand wich knocked me out for about a minute. I woke up to him licking my face. So now I'm late for work, have a goose egg on my head and smell like dogggy slobber. I don't have time to shower, have my coffee or b-fast. I get dressed and rush out the door to find my tires have been slashed in the night. My windows are broke out , stereo gone and what looks to be chocalate syrup all over my seats. I call the cops and after filling out a report the officer runs my name to find I have a warrant. So now I'm in cuffs, probably fired, poop in my toes, slobber on my face, a big goose egg on my head and headed to jail. All I could think about was how good a cup of coffee would taste and WHY ME???
2007-08-03
15:23:58
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