Why does this sh@# always happen to me? I woke up this morning an hour late for work because my alarm didn't go off. My power was out. My Pitt puppy left me a land mine wich woke me up as it oozed between my toes. I slipped and fell backwards, hitting my head on the nightstand wich knocked me out for about a minute. I woke up to him licking my face. So now I'm late for work, have a goose egg on my head and smell like dogggy slobber. I don't have time to shower, have my coffee or b-fast. I get dressed and rush out the door to find my tires have been slashed in the night. My windows are broke out , stereo gone and what looks to be chocalate syrup all over my seats. I call the cops and after filling out a report the officer runs my name to find I have a warrant. So now I'm in cuffs, probably fired, poop in my toes, slobber on my face, a big goose egg on my head and headed to jail. All I could think about was how good a cup of coffee would taste and WHY ME???
2007-08-03 15:23:58 · 9 answers · asked by nutnut's daddy 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sh@t-Boy-ar-dee!
I don't wish to add to your misery, but the making of comic elements are all over your day.
If payback is a biitch, you must have had interest to pay as well.
2007-08-03 15:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like just another day in the life of Nunnut's Daddy!
I totally enjoyed reading it! Well written. Just when I was wondering what happened to the poop between your toes.. You went back and covered it!
You made me smile, and for that I thank you!
You deserve that cup of coffee!
Kisses! Touche
2007-08-03 15:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thing I see...
One, at least you had a great excuse for being late for work. Two, you can clear up your warrant. You will have that taken care of. It could have been you got pulled over on a vacation out of town and have to deal with your car being impounded etc...
Hey, your glass is 1/2 full my friend. Get rid of the dog he seems to be your biggest problem ;)
2007-08-03 15:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jaab 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That's got to suck in a really bad way. Seems to be a little outrageous but I'm sure that stranger things have happened. Unfortunately that's bizarre run of very bad luck! Hopefully the rest of your weekend will be better for you.
Keep your chin up, I'm sure things couldn't really get much worse for you. :)
2007-08-03 15:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Aimee♥™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you're a good story teller, or you just popped out of a movie. Either way, I'll just say sucks for you.
BTW, what does this have to do with dating?
2007-08-03 15:27:49 · answer #5 · answered by Candy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look at the bright side!the episodes in your life are more exciting than a soap story..and who knows it may be a plot of a new reality show that will make you a star!
2007-08-03 15:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a really bad karma.
2007-08-03 16:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by Marian Ruthven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you type if you are in cuffs, nice try, i dont feel sorry for you, i auctually laughed when i heard you slipped in dog poop! HA! classic....
2007-08-03 15:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol..that is a really bad day...
2007-08-03 16:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by Hawaii 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋