2007-08-03 11:16:08 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Kellyy//babyy. 1 in Other - Pets
Hear about the woman who married three different Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?
Her first husband was in Training, and he kept teaching her how to do it herself.
The second one was in Sales, and he kept telling her how good it was going to be in the next release.
The third was in Tech Support, and he kept saying, "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now..."
smila,you have post.....
2007-08-03 11:16:02 · 9 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles
2007-08-03 11:16:02 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
is it true that there was a mime that got stuck in his invisible box and died of starvation?
2007-08-03 11:16:01 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Mythology & Folklore
2007-08-03 11:15:56 · 11 answers · asked by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 in Languages
2007-08-03 11:15:56 · 8 answers · asked by mishoolak 1 in Languages
love Jo xx
2007-08-03 11:15:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
how should i start it and what are the growing requirements for it?
2007-08-03 11:15:48 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape
2007-08-03 11:15:46 · 4 answers · asked by sweet4u 1 in Infectious Diseases
After three months, the Bikemen might start to chase the titles.
Chavo would first win the US title against MVP and get what he wanted for a long time. A mirror match against Deuce and Domino would lead Masters+Palumbo to the tag team titles.
With three belts in hand, the bikers would look mean, and the only champ remaining would be in fear (unless it's the Undertaker). Naturally Ric Flair would see it and make a move.
"This is a pale imitation of the four Horsemen. This is my brain child, therefore I will take you back to the roots, i'm the man behind the mean, and it's time for the Mastercrafts to meet their maker! whooooo!" (with Undertaker watching behind).
Then the Hundredth Horsemen would be Flair, Kenny (back from his injury), Edge and another, with Victoria at ringside. Ashley would team up with the Bikers, so we would have a 5 on 5, past against present, horse & bike feud right in time for Survivor Series with the theme of survival. And the 2008 draft would end it
2007-08-03 11:15:43 · 3 answers · asked by Roy Nicolas 5 in Wrestling
you can email me at cajunj321@yahoo.com and just put Mustek 1200 UB Plus in the subject line. Thank you
2007-08-03 11:15:41 · 2 answers · asked by John 3 in Scanners
Are they aware that there were no major attacks on US soil before 9-11? Holy crap....Bill Clinton must have been a security God.
2007-08-03 11:15:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
just one...What would you wish for... maybe you are like me and wont tell to jinx it. i know mine willcome true one day....hope
2007-08-03 11:15:23 · 22 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys
In the old days, our government was designed to consist of a balance of powers, in a system known as "checks and balances." The president has seen fit to eliminate these checks through his use of signing statements. President Bush has written more signing statements than all previous US presidents combined.
President Clinton issued 140 signing statements, frequently acknowledging the crafters of the bills he signed, or perhaps how he intended to enforce them. President George H. W. Bush issued 232 signing statements during his 4 year term. When congress passed a law reiterating America's opposition to the use of torture, President Bush included a statement exempting himself and the executive branch from its purview.
Is it time our civics textbooks were rewritten to reflect this new reality?
2007-08-03 11:15:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government
Have a good one!
2007-08-03 11:15:04 · 8 answers · asked by Mav 6 in Polls & Surveys
Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue
Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. Resistance to Beer
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")
9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You, The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
16. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please
17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat
18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies
19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
27. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary
28. You Don't Really Need That Porsche
Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue
Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag
2. You Can Change The Oil Too
4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football
8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
14. You, The Whining Sex
15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
17. How To Close The Garage Door
18. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
23. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack
27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most
28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men
29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
2007-08-03 11:15:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anthony C 4 in Jokes & Riddles
2007-08-03 11:14:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases
It needs to make sense!
2007-08-03 11:14:32 · 14 answers · asked by embroidery fan 7 in Words & Wordplay
I have created chore lists at work and informed the employees, if they do not complete a task, they will be written up and after 3 write ups, it will result in their hours being cut the following week. Is this legal?
2007-08-03 11:14:25 · 18 answers · asked by jacoleary 1 in Small Business
2007-08-03 11:14:21 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology
2007-08-03 11:14:19 · 34 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-08-03 11:14:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats
Doesn't have to be a amort. table, just some form of calculation.
2007-08-03 11:14:14 · 8 answers · asked by jgalang95119 1 in Renting & Real Estate
So I decided to go into the Navy, and Im plannin on goin ROTC to become an Officer. Therefore, Ill be going to school for 4years n then Ill be on active duty. My boyfriend of almost 3years, cant undserstand that this is a dream of mine and he basically doesnt support my decision. I love my boyfriend so much,.. i just wish he was more for what i want 2do. What should i do 2 make him support me? Advicee pleasee!
2007-08-03 11:14:03 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military
2007-08-03 11:13:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-08-03 11:13:57 · 4 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
I do, but I was just wondering how other people think.
2007-08-03 11:13:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Canada, our place. Usa wants our water ( and are probably already in the process of stealing it.....) . The russians ,usa will fight with us to claim artic so what can we do? should we put more money on our troops or it dosnt worth it? cause all this oil and water can make us rich for the next 100 years believe me.
2007-08-03 11:13:41 · 11 answers · asked by thunder217 4 in Politics
i need quick money fast
2007-08-03 11:13:33 · 19 answers · asked by shawty_red_atl 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Mine is Mr. Burns from Simpsons..
2007-08-03 11:13:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
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