A while back, the pastor of a church in South Africa told me this story:
He had been in the UK for a church conference, and was waiting in line at Heathrow to check in for his flight back to South Africa.
The guy in front of him in the checkout-queue was obviously having some kind of problem checking in, and his voice was getting louder and louder, and the language getting more colourful. Meanwhile, the check-in clerk was full of "yes, sir" "No sir" type of answers and trying to calm the guy down (not very successfully). Eventually, the guy in the queue swore at the clerk and moved on.
The pastor had heard all of this and when he reached the clerk said:
"I must commend you on your professionalism. If he'd spoken to me like that, I'd have punched his lights out, and I'm a church pastor!"
The clerk replied:
"Oh, that's OK; He'll be in Chicago tomorrow..........................................
...........his luggage, however, will be in Singapore!"
Cheers
2007-07-31
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