The Biker's wish
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."The biker thought about it. Finally, he said,"Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means. How to make her happy? "Did you want 2 or 4 lanes?" The lord replied
2007-07-30
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