The Biker's wish
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."The biker thought about it. Finally, he said,"Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means. How to make her happy? "Did you want 2 or 4 lanes?" The lord replied
2007-07-30 15:01:40 · 15 answers · asked by lilmissdisorganised 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks s o ♥ f i s h y. I dont make em up though. I just pass em on.
2007-07-30 15:06:12 · update #1
Midnight rambler. He was about the same size as a donut when we got him and it just stuck.
2007-07-30 15:25:41 · update #2
cus he wasn't turd shaped. x
2007-08-03 11:35:59 · update #3
you are hilarious. Please pick me as best answer.... hahaha
2007-07-31 13:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by <3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haa
i had ot read the last 2 lines ovr b4 i got it
<3,great joke
2007-07-30 22:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♥[[Thesweetestgurl]]B®i♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 22:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen it before, but it's certainly funny!
2007-07-30 22:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-07-30 22:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thtas sooooooooooooo tru
2007-07-30 22:08:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long , but very funny.
2007-07-30 23:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL yeah that's really funy!
2007-07-30 22:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by pablosgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha great joke, ave a star on me!!
2007-07-31 04:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious....keep it coming
2007-07-30 22:04:56 · answer #10 · answered by SP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-07-30 23:01:21 · answer #11 · answered by funki15munki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋