The hovering sausage exploded into tiny, gristly chunks.
The melee below stopped, as both P&Sers and JR-cultists gasped in horror.
JR nodded in satisfaction, putting the Wand of Violation back upon his throne.
But then there came the sound of….chuckling.
“Haw haw haw!” cackled Large Marge and Montana Matilda, floating down on parachutes. “You fell for the oldest trick in the book! The ol’ sausage swap!”
“Eeeww,” muttered I_Need_More_Cowbell, turning away, “I can see right up Montana Matilda’s dress…and she’s wearing paisley underpants with frills.”
“Nope, look again!” cackled Matilda, “I’m NOT wearing ANY underpants!”
Distracted by the spectacle of drifting, bottomless Grannies, the sunglassed man began fumbling for the Wand. At that moment however, a pair of meaty fists emerged from the ground, grasping his ankles tight.
“Gotcha!” cried Buk, triumphantly.
“Eep,” said JR.
2007-07-20
17:55:42
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