The hovering sausage exploded into tiny, gristly chunks.
The melee below stopped, as both P&Sers and JR-cultists gasped in horror.
JR nodded in satisfaction, putting the Wand of Violation back upon his throne.
But then there came the sound of….chuckling.
“Haw haw haw!” cackled Large Marge and Montana Matilda, floating down on parachutes. “You fell for the oldest trick in the book! The ol’ sausage swap!”
“Eeeww,” muttered I_Need_More_Cowbell, turning away, “I can see right up Montana Matilda’s dress…and she’s wearing paisley underpants with frills.”
“Nope, look again!” cackled Matilda, “I’m NOT wearing ANY underpants!”
Distracted by the spectacle of drifting, bottomless Grannies, the sunglassed man began fumbling for the Wand. At that moment however, a pair of meaty fists emerged from the ground, grasping his ankles tight.
“Gotcha!” cried Buk, triumphantly.
“Eep,” said JR.
2007-07-20 17:55:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The next few minutes observed a ferocious melee between the P&S titans, who rolled down a dusty slope, fists, feet, and sausage links flying everywhere. Sheep-costumed drones and P&S misfits alike cheered on their champions, while from down the bend, the Yamster – fully regenerated and p.o’ed beyond belief – came roaring up the road in the YahooMobile.
“Look out, Buk!” cried Rowan, pointing towards the enraged rodent.
“on doG, ho!” yelled WOMBAT, reading his cue card backwards.
King Chiliman threw wads of taquitos at the approaching car, but in vain. The Yamster put the pedal to the proverbial metal, and bore down on the dueling men. SueFlower, after rendering a sheep-cultist senseless with a jaw-breaking spiral kick, somersaulted back to JR’s throne, grabbing the Wand of Violation. She took careful aim….
“Don’t hit Buk!” cried the Food Dude.
“I haven’t been regular in four months,” said Mimi to no one in particular.
2007-07-20 17:56:02 · update #1
Buk scrambled away, but a last minute grab by JR pulled him into the blinding vortex that had erupted in the middle of the earth. The next instant, all three beings…..were gone.
“Nnoooooo!” cried ajsansker.
“Where did they go?” asked Aunt Bee, incredulously.
“The only place where high level beings in the YahooSphere can go,” said Alec the Dalek sadly. “Flatulus Prime.”
“FLATULUS PRIME?” said everyone.
“Yes, Flatulus Prime,” repeated the Dalek. He then turned to Sueflower.
“After I burst in, exterminated hordes of bleating sheep-cultists, stuck sausages in your hair, and dry-cleaned Buk’s pants, you cried. Why?”
Sueflower wiped a tear from her eye. “Because you’ve never paid me back the $20 you owe me,” she said, despondently. “And Buk is gone, trapped in a bean-scented dimension of Hell with those twerps, never to return.”
“Oh, I wouldn’t say that!” cried a voice from above.
2007-07-20 17:56:36 · update #2
The startled P&Sers turned and saw a bearded man, smiling and reeking of Keystone beer, falling pantsless from a tree. He dusted himself off and extended his hand towards them.
“Hem’s the name, Polls & Surveys is my game,” he grinned.
“Is it…he?” whispered Aunt Bee. “Is this the Second Coming?”
PrncessPurple, DeepZenPill, and Rowan began jumping down excitedly, accidentally trampling poor WOMBAT flatter than a year-old cowpie. “It is! It is!” they cheered.
“Let’s go home,” Hem said, “You’ve all done well. Makes me proud. And hungry. Let’s cook some kielbasas.”
The P&Sers giddily climbed into a waiting fleet of stretch limousines, stolen from Cars & Transportation. But suddenly, just as Alec the Dalek prepared to board, a shot rang out. The Dalek tipped over backward, flattening poor WOMBAT again, and lay in a crumpled, metallic heap……..
NEXT: EPILOGUE
2007-07-20 17:56:59 · update #3
“on doG, ho!” Priceless.
Thanks for brightening my day, as usual!
Oh and that's actually $23.71 you owe me, accounting for interest and late fees... but you can keep that if I can keep the wand.
And I'm pretty sure "compelling made for TV movies" is an oxymoron, but that's irrelevant, 'cuz this is big-screen material anyway.
Hmmm... I wonder who's gonna play me....
2007-07-21 00:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, but Alec, a LifeTime Channel TV movie (probably starring Annie Potts and Dana Delaney) would turn out to be the pilot for a whole new TV series on the FOX network, one that will run for at least 22 seasons! Then of course there would be around 6 spin-off series, and a couple of big screen academy award winners! You are making entertainment history with the Buk Wars!!
2007-07-21 15:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh,Alec,Darling...my eyes were welled over with tears at the prospect of me having to tell Alec Jr. that his dear old daddy and my voracious lover were dead. Those words were so true...the amazing stamina,the lust for world dominance and a good old romp in the mango chutney! I would be lost without you...its bad enough we lost Buk(AGAIN) but I couldn't go a day without being able to polish that eyestalk of yours. Not quite sure if I'd let Jr. know all the sordid details of our love affair YET,I'd have to save SOMETHING for his fourth birthday! Thank god you were alive! I imagine there'd be lots of polishing for me to do after that long stay in the dirt. Now come here,you! You deserve something EXTRA special for all this great writing you've done for us! Now you just stop at the store and get us some turkey basters,lime jello,Wolf brand chili,and some ice cold Keystone...Daddy's getting the "SPECIAL" tonight!!
2016-04-01 04:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!! thanks for brightening my day...... You told what really happened, so eloquently and accurately ....I hope Wombat makes a full recovery from the thrashing, he took from both friend and enemy, will he ever be the same.....I wonder?
It would definitely make a enthralling TV movie....I see the accolades, just flooding in, your way!!!! Are you ready for the finale? Was it hard to write, knowing it could be the end of the entire series? It can be like saying so long to a really good friend. I'm looking forward to it.... I think I have come down with a severe case of Buk War Fever.....
2007-07-21 02:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rowan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
GREAT! FANTASTIC! POSITIVELY BRILLIANT ! says the Yahoo Times.
SPellBinDINg ! claims the Yarholeinthewall Bulletin.
Each installment more riveting than the last, reports the P & S Dispatch.
I personsonnaly give it 10 thumbs up and a star!
2007-07-21 00:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fantabulous work....there was just the right amout of sausages in it...and Buk (may his name be forever reverently spoken of) was mentioned...this has the makings of Cult Classicdom
2007-07-21 04:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My taquito's are powerless against the Yamster... My world is crumbling... But wait!!! I'll send in my Kung Fu Girl Scouts and their Rabid Squirrel nun chucks!!!!
2007-07-20 19:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
No mere TV channel can hold an epic this bloated...this is made for the cinema, or, dare I say it...the Viewmaster. Don't stop negotiating until you hear the word "millions".
2007-07-20 18:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the image of those faux undies tattoos is burned into my bovine brain forever! I'm lucky to get 30 minutes of sleep a night without the aid of illegal narcotics!
2007-07-20 18:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-07-20 17:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by Max A 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋