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2007-07-16 20:39:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

i dont drive and i need to go to the doctors tomarrow. the only person that can drive me has work that day and needs a doctors note to clear him. if he is driving me there would u think the doctor would give him a note too?

2007-07-16 20:39:28 · 7 answers · asked by helllllllo 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-07-16 20:38:28 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

TO MY DEAR WIFE:

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move


TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't ***
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

2007-07-16 20:38:18 · 14 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-16 20:37:57 · 6 answers · asked by elenik 3 in Psychology

I do electrical warranty work for a builder in AZ. I got a call to a home that is having lots of static on their AM radios when any electrical appliance is turned on. It doesn't matter if the radio is plugged in or running off batteries (not connected to the AC). I tried several different radios as well, with the same results.

I understand that ANY electrical device emits certain levels of EMI that may cause static, but even when a small appliance is used on the other side of the house (3500 sq. ft.) - the static is so bad you can't hear anything else over the radio.

I took their radios to the house next door (exact same house, same appliances, same everything) and there is no static at all. Even with the same portable appliances that are giving trouble in the first home.

What would the difference be?

I checked all grounding in the panel (though that's usually more associated with a "hum" not static) and everything looked good.

I would appreciate any thoughts.

2007-07-16 20:37:43 · 4 answers · asked by CharacterZero 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-07-16 20:37:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Respiratory Diseases

2007-07-16 20:37:32 · 5 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 20:36:37 · 5 answers · asked by curiouscarp88 3 in Polls & Surveys

mmm cant decide, what do you have for breakfast lol xx

2007-07-16 20:35:49 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-07-16 20:35:35 · 38 answers · asked by looby 6 in Etiquette

2007-07-16 20:35:13 · 3 answers · asked by sethusankar 1 in Weather

English teacher: "one cute &young girl is walking on the road"change this into an exclamtory sentence.
Student: "oh!what a babe!"

2007-07-16 20:35:06 · 3 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 20:34:52 · 16 answers · asked by ill vato! 1 in Politics

For a while
I thought I fell asleep
Lying motionless inside a dream

Then rising suddenly
I felt a chilling breath upon me
She softly whispered in my ear

Forsaken
I have come for you tonight
Awaken
Look into my eyes and take my hand
Give yourself up to me

I waited painfully
For night to fall again
Trying to silence the fear within me

Out of an ivory mist
I felt a stinging kiss
And saw a crimson stain on her lips

I have to know your name
Where have I seen your face before?
My dear one don't you be afraid

2007-07-16 20:34:16 · 12 answers · asked by anuj m 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 20:33:39 · 34 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 20:32:58 · 17 answers · asked by Dmel 4 in NASCAR

One of those sensual kisses or should the guy just get you vouchers?

2007-07-16 20:32:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Then why the h*ll are you so sad?

2007-07-16 20:32:35 · 15 answers · asked by Professor Riddle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 20:31:32 · 7 answers · asked by wabbettz 2 in Government

2007-07-16 20:31:09 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.........?

2007-07-16 20:31:00 · 24 answers · asked by B 2 in Polls & Surveys

who is more sexy,?

2007-07-16 20:30:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

2007-07-16 20:30:49 · 20 answers · asked by Tinkerbell eats Yahoo! 5 in Polls & Surveys

ive never ever had any kind of reaction to jalapenos like this before! i was cutting some for salsa and now my hands are literately on fire! is it an allergic reaction bc im pregnant? anyway how do i get it to stop?! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp please!

2007-07-16 20:30:47 · 7 answers · asked by jenn. 2 in Skin Conditions

When I was younger I had nighmares where a Vampire, monster, or demon would chase me. When he caught me he would rake my back with his nails. The feeling is similar to drinking something cold when a nerve is exposed or being electrocuted, except it would run down my entire middle to lower back, and on both sides, like fingernails. When I woke from the dream I would be paralyzed while the spasms continued into a very awake state. Yes, I was being physically and sexually abused when they started but I have experienced them as an adult enough to know the raking of my back is not a dream. As a result of this trauma, I have a very bad back that began to ail me, dramatically, in my early 20's. The last time it happened was a few months ago. I could "see" him, he raked my back again. From dream state into wake state. I told him I was a child of God and he went away, but barely. The next night, upon counsel, I told him I was covered in Jesus Blood and he ran fast. What is going on?

2007-07-16 20:30:39 · 2 answers · asked by chronikmind 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I just picked up a S&W model 60-15 J-frame. And after checking out some forums, review, and even Q&A on here. I keep running into the same thing.

IE "Don't shoot too many 125grn .357 Magnums, It'll stress the frame."

Now I don't know about yours, but mine doesn't have stamped on the barrel

.357 MAGNUM (ONLY A FEW)

So what's the deal?

Is it some kind of conspiracy of men trying to make up for what they lack via a large frame revolver? Or is there an actual basis of reasoning that I just don't know about?

2007-07-16 20:30:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

she dislikes smell -strong one.

2007-07-16 20:29:57 · 22 answers · asked by shunya 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-07-16 20:29:54 · 7 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys