All categories - 8 July 2007

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time
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8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.


Just a bit of humor for everyone. Have a nice day/night!

2007-07-08 18:45:55 · 13 answers · asked by beano™ 6 in Religion & Spirituality

if you're making it are you gonna spit on it?

2007-07-08 18:45:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-08 18:45:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-07-08 18:45:49 · 5 answers · asked by Hi 2 in Polls & Surveys

My boyfriend just broke up with me 2 go out with some other girl he just met. He cheats on everyone including me hes mean and rude and i dont like him, I need a way to break them up and fast! She doesnt believe anyone that hes going 2 cheat on her but he will like he does 2 everyone. Ok so help!

2007-07-08 18:45:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I've been chatting, emailing & talking to this fellow on the internet. And we really liked each other. But we didnt really have this formality that we couldn't date each other. It's just we liked each other. Just like friends who likes each other but can't be together kinds thing. Admirers shall I say. We started talking sweet and sending each others emails.

Now I meet this guy, and I'm really inlove with him. Things are getting serious. I don't wanna chat with him anymore? What should i do?

Thanks for the help. Honest answers are welcome.

2007-07-08 18:45:37 · 5 answers · asked by --- 2 in Singles & Dating

Ok..as yall know,im thinking about being home schooled but we are not completely sure on how to get into that system.I already know my state requirements so i dont need to go to that website everyone is giving me.My question is does my mom have to call the school board office to withdraw me from school? And if so,will they tell her what to do to get me into the homeschooling system? Also,being homeschooled do I have to take test and if so who do I send them to for them to know im keeping up? And they say that I have to have 180 days of school..is that from august to may or from january to december?Please stop telling me to check the state requirements..LOUISIANA HAS NONE...so do we call the school district or my school or both? Someone just answer my questions correctly please!! Thanks a bunch..oh and im going to be a freshman if that has anything to do with it

2007-07-08 18:45:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Schooling

and who would be the painter is

(something like that, i know the english is wrong lol)

2007-07-08 18:45:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which has a better conductivity for electricity: Thin or Thick Copper? Why? any references? thank you. =)

2007-07-08 18:44:54 · 4 answers · asked by c00ki3m0n5tr 1 in Physics

2007-07-08 18:44:48 · 3 answers · asked by neil r 1 in Nissan

no hell...

peace... forever...

eternal love...

and all you have to do is... nothing.

like the monk who set himself on fire. and sat. burning. all to protest againts the vietnam war.

so at peace with themselves.
I could settle as an atheist in those countries.
open to creation stories, because christianity is flawed because it tries to explain our coming to existance.

foolish of them, because we have discovered this long ago.

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2007-07-08 18:44:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Like my eyes are brown, were other peoples eyes can be green, blue, hazle, violite blue, or if your albino-red. What causes this?

2007-07-08 18:44:34 · 7 answers · asked by Jordan 2 in Biology

Do you repost those chain letters / posts in MySpace or in E-mail when they come to you?
Why?
Have any of them ever come true?

2007-07-08 18:44:32 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-08 18:44:16 · 2 answers · asked by Dalila 1 in Higher Education (University +)

Also, how long does the mortuary keep the corpse for? Is it completely dependent on the family and when they bury/cremate it?

2007-07-08 18:44:07 · 6 answers · asked by Tsee Baeng 2 in Other - Health

For instance quartz-Si02 is considered to be essentially "purely" covalent but with a ionic behavour as well. . I do understand that bonds between the same non metal elements are pure covalent such as Cl-Cl and O-O. is the bond NaCl purely ionic? I am not sure.
Any help would be appreciated.

2007-07-08 18:43:58 · 3 answers · asked by Gideon 1 in Chemistry

i visitied a local occult store and they had at least 50 different kinds of decks. do they have different cards or different meanings? or do the back sides of the cards just look different?

2007-07-08 18:43:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

is it deadly? i heard it wasnt, how is it diff from the regular lukemia

2007-07-08 18:43:29 · 2 answers · asked by gopackgo51 1 in Other - Health

2007-07-08 18:42:48 · 11 answers · asked by teeleecee 6 in Polls & Surveys

10 reasons LeBron SEXIER
1.Dwyane Wade has huge,ugly pink lips
2.Dwyane Wade has horrible acne on his ugly *** face
3.Dwyane Wade has nappy *** hair
4.Dwyane Wade eyebrows are high and has a mark on them
5.Dwyane Wade has a ******,lazy jacked-up eye
6.LeBron looks suave
7.LeBron has a huge beautiful smile
8.LeBron has the cutest ears
9.LeBron has a buff body
10.LeBron has great sexy scrumptous lips

2007-07-08 18:42:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2007-07-08 18:42:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean in a real broad sense. What kind of attitude? etc...

2007-07-08 18:42:17 · 12 answers · asked by Dan7 2 in Military

Why is the worlds richest man is Carlos "Slim" Helu? He just surpassed bill gates by billions. Also Mexico has the worlds 12th largest economy and if we look at it in terms of per capita is roughly one fourth the size of our economy. not to shabby is it?

Fact of the matter is that the "anglo" american had his day, and the sun is setting on that era. latin america is working as a bloc now for the most part, shunning nafta and supporting mercosur. their economies are flourishing and places like argentina, chile and portions of mexico have higher standards of living than the states do. their real growth rates make ours seem pathetic and non existant.

your day is over, and when the sun has set and you look to your allies you will find yourself cold and lonely. you have made life in latin america hell for two centuries. starting wars in central america, depriving children of food and medicine, y buying products american corps produce on their lands. you will end up alone in a corner

2007-07-08 18:42:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-07-08 18:41:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-07-08 18:41:07 · 5 answers · asked by AudreySmiles 3 in Air Travel

2007-07-08 18:40:59 · 20 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I met this hotty at a bar we talked and kissed all night. Things were gellin. Chemistry was hot. We were fully makin out on the patio. it was crazy. I asked her to come back to my place. she politely said "not tonight" which I saw coming but instead gave me her number. I called her the following weekend and we arranged a date. this is when **** hit the fan. I called her to get directions to pick her up and she totally blew me off. She didnt pick up. I tried calling her one more time the next day to ask her "whats up" and still she didnt pick up. Whats the deal ladies. I havent talked to her since

2007-07-08 18:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by dude11 2 in Singles & Dating