1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time
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8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
Just a bit of humor for everyone. Have a nice day/night!
2007-07-08 18:45:55 · 13 answers · asked by beano™ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Very good ones!! (Broccoli in milk) LOL
Always remember: "The way to a man's heart,is through the pulmonary vein leading from the lungs after the blood has been oxygenated"
not through the stomach! that's just crazy talk
2007-07-09 09:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Diversify your investments, do no longer placed all the eggs interior a similar basket. make investments a share of the quantity in secure schemes like fastened deposits, Bonds and so on. Then a element in Mutual funds. Then the different disregarded element placed funds into equities of huge cap blue chip agencies
2016-09-29 08:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had this cat with really bad fleas once, and I dressed in my old motorcycle leathers to give her a bath. To bad that was before youtube.
2007-07-08 18:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the nice giggle this afternoon. After dealing with some of the less-than-pleasant people here in R&S, I really needed a smile to lighten the mood.
2007-07-09 07:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was unexpected and interesting...
Thanks for sharing that with us, sometimes you just need a little laugh when things are so stressful and THAT just cheered me up. ^_^
2007-07-08 18:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember coming across any of that stuff. I must have missed alot. (sighs)...it sounds so nice, too.
2007-07-08 18:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a sweetheart you are! Some great visuals there, thank you for the funnies, they were great!
2007-07-08 19:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
poor cat
2007-07-08 18:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by cmebDUCKs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank You!
2007-07-08 18:50:48 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was very cute thank you and God bless
2007-07-08 19:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by encourager4God 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋