Bear with me here, I know this is not how you become a nun.
I'm also not Catholic.
A blond, brunette, and a redhead walk into a church. They go up to the Reverend Mother and ask to become nuns. The Reverend Mother says that they can, but they must confess their last and most recent sin to the Reverend Mother.
The brunette goes first. She says: "I stole candy from a store."
The Reverend Mother forgives her and says, " Go drink from the Holy Water and you will become a nun."
The readhead goes second. She says: "I stole candy from a baby."
The Reverend Mother forgives her and says, "Go drink from the Holy Water and you will become a nun."
The blond goes last and the Reverend Mother asks: "What is your final sin, my child?"
The blond replys, "I peed in the Holy Water."
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2007-07-07
15:44:59
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