Bear with me here, I know this is not how you become a nun.
I'm also not Catholic.
A blond, brunette, and a redhead walk into a church. They go up to the Reverend Mother and ask to become nuns. The Reverend Mother says that they can, but they must confess their last and most recent sin to the Reverend Mother.
The brunette goes first. She says: "I stole candy from a store."
The Reverend Mother forgives her and says, " Go drink from the Holy Water and you will become a nun."
The readhead goes second. She says: "I stole candy from a baby."
The Reverend Mother forgives her and says, "Go drink from the Holy Water and you will become a nun."
The blond goes last and the Reverend Mother asks: "What is your final sin, my child?"
The blond replys, "I peed in the Holy Water."
Give me a star if you love it!!!!
2007-07-07 15:44:59 · 29 answers · asked by lovelit.girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I REALIZED HOW FUNNY THAT WAS LATE YESTERDAY!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA LMFAO!!!!!!
2007-07-07 15:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by Hi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Reminds me of another one...
A girl goes to confession, and confesses to giving her boyfriend a hand job. The priest has her wash her hands in holy water as part of her penance.
Her blonde friend comes into church to make her confession, sees her friend about to dip her hands into the water, and asks what the heck she's doing. The other girl explains. The blonde says, "Well, go easy on that. I'll probably have to gargle with it!"
2007-07-07 17:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's funny ,being raised with nun's ,i really think its hilarious .
I was raised by nuns ,and i remember calling the mother superior MOM ,i was 2months when i enter ,and i left at the age of 10 yrs old .
I'm glad to announce ,i did not become a NUN .
2007-07-07 15:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! jogs my memory of yet another one... a woman is going to confession, and confesses to giving her boyfriend a hand pastime. The priest has her wash her palms in holy water as component to her penance. Her blonde buddy comes into church to make her confession, sees her buddy approximately to dip her palms into the water, and asks what the heck she's doing. the different woman explains. The blonde says, "nicely, pass user-friendly on that. i will possibly ought to gargle with it!"
2016-10-01 02:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by ramayo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny, I think before Ive heard a blonde joke similar to that one.
2007-07-07 15:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Angela 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presentation needs a touch of work, but it's a winner
2007-07-07 15:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that makes u not want 2 drink the water yet u do want to drink the water!!!
2007-07-07 16:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by l♥ve143~♥~♥~♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-07 15:52:29 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwww but funny im s csthoic 2 but ill admit it was funny
2007-07-11 14:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 2* funny !
2007-07-07 15:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this 1 b4 but a lil different...givin u a star anyways....
2007-07-07 15:49:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋