The owner of a sex shop has to go out for a meeting and leave his new assistant in charge.
"I'm sure you'll be OK," he says. "Everything's marked with a price and you already know where it's all kept."
"I'll be fine, boss," replies the lad.
The boss has been gone about ten minutes when a blonde walks in. "I want to buy a vibrator," she says, "but I want one that no-one else has got. Can you help?"
The lad looks at the shelf and picks up one of the deluxe range. "This is a good one," he says. "The top rotates and there's a special gearing mechanism that makes the head bounce up and down."
"No, my next door neighbour has that one," replies the blonde.
The lad looks around again and find's another expensive model. "This is unusual," he says. "It glows in the dark, but the colour of the glow depends on how dark it is."
"No, my sister has one of those," replies the blonde.
Dispirited, the lad puts the vibro back on the shelf. "I think we may not have what you're looking for
2007-07-06
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