All categories - 4 July 2007

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be
THE Man Of Your House."

He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on,
you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of s*x
that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"

the wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my first
guess."

2007-07-04 23:49:33 · 27 answers · asked by cute sexy little feet 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If you could change one thing...
I imagine it would be great if we never had to sleep. How about you?

2007-07-04 23:49:30 · 20 answers · asked by kezkezzer 1 in Philosophy

I can't recall when he was tried or convicted, but I keep hearing this case being used as defense for Bush's commutation of Scooter Libby's sentence. Is my Alzheimers kicking up again?

2007-07-04 23:49:08 · 11 answers · asked by dse_mess 2 in Other - Politics & Government

i have a small pressure tank in my house that is working properly however it has burned out two limiting switches because it has to cycle on so often because of the limited amout of water it holds. i want to upgrade to a larger pressure tank or upgrade to a constant pressure submersable pump. i want to know if its hard or how hard is it to install a presure tank myself. i am pretty good with tools as long as i have good instructions. or should i just leave this task to a plumber.

2007-07-04 23:48:56 · 6 answers · asked by stacey j 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

been asked this question this morning at work and was suprised by some of the answers.
curious now what others will say.

2007-07-04 23:47:55 · 51 answers · asked by anna i 2 in Singles & Dating

What other things concerned the government other than the war and the consequences of war on everyday life.

2007-07-04 23:47:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

For the recycle bins.

2007-07-04 23:47:41 · 3 answers · asked by Tracy 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-07-04 23:47:07 · 33 answers · asked by amy l 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-07-04 23:46:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

What does 'La Blanka Ninya' mean?

What language is it?

2007-07-04 23:46:50 · 8 answers · asked by Fluffy ♥ 4 in Languages

I heard this vaguely some years ago that the two interact in a potentially leathal combo, but haven't heard anything since. It is not posted on the Sudafed box as a warning, so I am curious.

2007-07-04 23:46:37 · 3 answers · asked by JY 1 in Medicine

Just curious. I mean like if I wanted one, how do I get it?

2007-07-04 23:45:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

2007-07-04 23:45:51 · 3 answers · asked by amymay h 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-07-04 23:45:44 · 12 answers · asked by gr_gaddi 1 in Celebrities

What have you witnessed?

2007-07-04 23:45:11 · 14 answers · asked by Ketsuban 2 in Religion & Spirituality

...following y(our) mind, in describing y(our) very life's story, thru the essence of every single moment (experience) of y(our) life?

How much are you willing to describe?

(((Love & Peace)))

2007-07-04 23:45:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My boss is trying to push out all her good qualified staff, by not giving them hours and hiring new staff to take over. I have pages of documentation with incidents of OH&S violations and mis-management and disrespect towards staff members. On average she loses more than one staff member every month, which is an extremely high turnover considering she only has maximum 12 staff at one time. She has also transferred me to a store which is an hour away from my home, from a store which is only 5minutes away and refuses to give me petrol money and has taken my hours down from 40hrs per week to around 10-20hrs. All this when I have never caused a problem, or done anything wrong. What can I do? I don't have enough money to take legal action (which she made sure of with no hours). I have got another job, but it does'nt start full time for another few weeks, so I cant afford to quit yet. I just want some form of justice.

2007-07-04 23:44:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-07-04 23:44:30 · 1 answers · asked by Lori S 1 in Pain & Pain Management

are u happy ? after marriage , what u like most and what you miss most

2007-07-04 23:44:04 · 7 answers · asked by stranger 7 in Egypt

2007-07-04 23:43:32 · 1 answers · asked by Lori S 1 in Pain & Pain Management

my boyfriend and i have a fairly active sex life, but he has never ejaculated inside of me. but i havent had a period in 2 months. my periods have never been regular and i'm on the pill. could i still be pregnant? i feel strange, maybe it's psychological but i want to know is it possible to get pregnant from 'pre-***'?

2007-07-04 23:42:41 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Pregnancy

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

2007-07-04 23:42:28 · 11 answers · asked by cute sexy little feet 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-04 23:41:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

And how should I call a guy who is like that? What is the word that fits that type of attitude. Can this word be researched at sociology?

2007-07-04 23:40:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

in general, why do people tend to always criticize so much?
the look of someone, the voice of an artist, etc.....
(nothing to do with politics here, it's just random criticizing i'm talking about)
thanks

2007-07-04 23:40:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Or who....

2007-07-04 23:40:05 · 2 answers · asked by Mitch 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think bond is getting too old!!! lol Made ya look!!!
Star me please - I'm on a start hunt

2007-07-04 23:39:45 · 17 answers · asked by Tiger01204 5 in Polls & Surveys