The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be
THE Man Of Your House."
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on,
you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of s*x
that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"
the wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my first
guess."
2007-07-04 23:49:33 · 27 answers · asked by cute sexy little feet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go, girl!! Brill!!!
2007-07-05 01:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by M'SMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star
2007-07-05 07:46:35 · answer #2 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats V funny
2007-07-05 06:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was ace mum very good HAHA 10/10
and a star
2007-07-05 06:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee sounds like sumin i would come back with if my bf sed that to me!
good on er lol
2007-07-05 08:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy $h!t! That was a Freakin’ Scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! I could shower you with stars for this one… truly awesome!
2007-07-05 08:00:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha X Cindy
2007-07-05 06:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was pretty amuseing and i am still laughing more plz
2007-07-05 06:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that it matters what he dresses him in, it's going to have to be closed-casket!
2007-07-05 10:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by TW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that was good a star from me
2007-07-05 06:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by amy l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋