All categories - 2 July 2007

A distraught man goes to see a psychologist. How may I help you?’ the doctor asks. Doc, every night, I have the same dream. I’m lying in bed and a dozen women walk in and try to rip my clothes off and have wild sex with me. And then what do you do? the shrink asks. I push them away, the man says. Then what do you want me to do? the shrink asks. Break my arms!

2007-07-02 18:51:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-02 18:51:34 · 3 answers · asked by key-na 1 in Medicine

I love to sing.
I love to have coffee.

2007-07-02 18:51:31 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Scumbags seem to look out for each other.

2007-07-02 18:51:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-07-02 18:51:30 · 8 answers · asked by shazam 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-02 18:51:27 · 14 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

JPlover is amazing?
Come on, you can admit it, you're in love with her :p

2007-07-02 18:51:18 · 3 answers · asked by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 in Polls & Surveys

best bus service between chennai and bangalore

2007-07-02 18:51:01 · 7 answers · asked by sushantacc 1 in Chennai

Derek Fisher ended his run with my beloved Jazz today at a press conference that was very unexpected. In a world where family values are not taught, Derek Fisher stands as the poster boy for family values. So many athletes are so full of themselves that they never take the time to stop and think. Derek Fisher taught a lesson to human beings everywhere today. The lesson is that there are more important things then sports. He taught us that faith in God is something to be proud of even though many may take his name in vain. He has taught every father that family is more important then anything else. He will be missed in Utah. I look up to him for all that he has done. He may not have been the greatest basketball player to ever play the game, but he is the best role model to ever play the game. Thank you Mr. Fisher for all that you have done. He is a real man.

2007-07-02 18:50:56 · 15 answers · asked by elderzito 1 in Basketball

*Sorry..!*

2007-07-02 18:50:47 · 69 answers · asked by Kandy™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

was it a prank or a real thing? because thats happens to me ever night!

2007-07-02 18:50:29 · 8 answers · asked by corndog 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you believe in recieving the holy ghost through speaking in tongues? (as in Acts 2:1-4) i do and i know what i believe, but i want to know what others think about it...

2007-07-02 18:50:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I just read this quote from the World Health Organization (WHO): "Tobacco is a defective product. It kills half of its customers."

Suppose you are a Senior Vice President at a major tobacco manufacturer. You earn a seven-figure salary, your stock options are worth $20 million, and your family has everything it could want.

Would WHO reports like this bother you? Specifically, would knowing the effect your company's product had on your customers bother you or not? Please explain.

2007-07-02 18:49:31 · 10 answers · asked by BlakWriter 3 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-07-02 18:49:29 · 18 answers · asked by cbn 3 in Philosophy

Because I love and respect and honor him.

Love ya, Dad.

2007-07-02 18:49:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-02 18:48:50 · 6 answers · asked by julieta m 1 in Psychology

2007-07-02 18:48:41 · 7 answers · asked by dguillermo2007 1 in Medicine

I'm making a cd for my husband in Iraq... so far I've got
stinkfist-tool
love dump-static x
forest- system of a down
so far away-staind
something-beatles
come down-bush
alive-pod
up all night - unwritten law...
just an example of what we listen to...thanks for the help :)

2007-07-02 18:48:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Why?

2007-07-02 18:48:17 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not talking cookie monster vocals,

I mean high singing with pitch,

I worked for years to be able to control it, and people think its easy.

2007-07-02 18:48:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

http://www.myspace.com/fresno_cutthroat

2007-07-02 18:48:15 · 24 answers · asked by MzCalio 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-07-02 18:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by julieta m 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Its been six years since I proposed a girl. but she didnt liked me. I know that she will never love me.

But I still love her. It seems that its affecting my professional career and I am not able to come over it.

What to do, is anybody here had the same problem, if yes how did you get over it.

2007-07-02 18:48:00 · 7 answers · asked by KSK 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

my brother has a problem. he often speaks while sleeping and saying rude words out of his control, even when he doesn't want to do so. any suggestion how to stop this bad habit?

2007-07-02 18:47:08 · 3 answers · asked by Heizel T.M 2 in Psychology

2007-07-02 18:47:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-02 18:46:56 · 9 answers · asked by killer bee 3 in Polls & Surveys

name the artists

2007-07-02 18:46:52 · 4 answers · asked by djdancer53 3 in Other - Music

2007-07-02 18:46:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-02 18:46:36 · 6 answers · asked by Sam F 1 in Words & Wordplay

Like OMG I am so freakin right now..
what should I do?
Should I tell my parents?

2007-07-02 18:46:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy