A distraught man goes to see a psychologist. How may I help you?’ the doctor asks. Doc, every night, I have the same dream. I’m lying in bed and a dozen women walk in and try to rip my clothes off and have wild sex with me. And then what do you do? the shrink asks. I push them away, the man says. Then what do you want me to do? the shrink asks. Break my arms!
2007-07-02 18:51:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very goood, I like it.
Heard this?
A guy said to his girlfriend: 'How about us spending a romantic weekend in a nice quiet hotel?'
She said 'I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behaviour precludes you from such erotic confrontation'
'Er . . . sorry . . . I don't get it'
'Exactly!'
2007-07-02 19:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mike W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious! Had my head in the gutter for a little while. Your jokes are so lovely Honey!
2007-07-02 20:39:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-02 22:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Clean as well. Have a ster.
2007-07-03 00:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by Katherine Lynn A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-07-03 03:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I love the jokes in UK- you have very funny and silly humour.
2007-07-02 19:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by macan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great stuff. lol
2007-07-02 20:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, break my arms, HaHaHaHaHaHa...................
2007-07-03 06:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋