All categories - 22 June 2007

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a
problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just
not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous
ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll
give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you.
He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting
and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad
in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the
catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

2007-06-22 04:49:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-22 04:48:54 · 9 answers · asked by LORI H 1 in Astronomy & Space

(16th) late.......could you get pregnant and already have had implantation bleeding on the 21st?? Should be due for my next cycle like on the 12th

2007-06-22 04:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by rene75 1 in Trying to Conceive

2007-06-22 04:48:41 · 6 answers · asked by wuxinai05 1 in Trivia

What are your views on it?
Is it as great as they say?

2007-06-22 04:48:03 · 16 answers · asked by sideways 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 04:47:47 · 14 answers · asked by Scampi 3 in Celebrities

My brother has recently won a fish at a town party type thing. We have no clue what it is, or what it eats. For the most part, it is gold, with blackish fins. It's alittle white at the bottom, and about as big as a thumb. We have a food that says it is for goldfish and other types, but it doens't seem to be eating it. It also swims to the top of the tank and puts it's head near the top and open and closes it's mouth, probably to breath better. We have had it for three days now.

2007-06-22 04:47:39 · 12 answers · asked by eb 4 in Fish

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having s*x with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

2007-06-22 04:47:32 · 17 answers · asked by Arisa 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I do!

2007-06-22 04:47:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I read the article I'm leaving a link to and was surprised to find that Bloomberg and the Clintons are very friendly. It occurred to me that rather than gearing up for a White House run, as many think because he left the Republican Party, Bloomberg may instead be gearing up to be Sen. Clinton's running mate for the Democratic ticket. Please check out the article and tell me what you think about this possibility. Thanks!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070622/ap_on_el_pr/bloomberg_clinton_1

2007-06-22 04:47:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

The game is neutral and is only manipulated by the people playing the game. Am I thinking way too much into this?

DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."

2007-06-22 04:47:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm turning 13 tomorrow and i was wondering if anyone knew of something fun to do?

2007-06-22 04:47:22 · 8 answers · asked by lmfaogurl1 3 in Other - Holidays

What would be the best way to add an auxilary input into my 2002 ford explorer so that I can use my Zune mp3 player without using an fm-tuner

2007-06-22 04:47:16 · 3 answers · asked by fiscomi 2 in Car Audio

2007-06-22 04:47:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-22 04:47:02 · 10 answers · asked by Frank Dileo 3 in Politics

So we finally finished high school! I'm pretty sure I will never see him again, but he says he will call me one day to go out to eat or just to hang around. I fell in love with this boy. I want him, I covet him everyday, everyday I saw him at school! Soon I’ll be leaving for college and I know I'll find someone out there, but I fear it'll be hard getting over him!! This guy was perfect…perfect for me!! He has everything I’m looking for in a guy!!!! We never did anything and I’m going crazy for him!! My head keeps giving me false hope that he might just be gay, but I have this ugly feeling he is not!! I just found out he has some girlfriend! Does that truly mean anything? Does it? I never told him how I felt about him, never told him one of his friends was gay-me! I feared he would mock me, would ridicule me, would degrade me, would hurt me. But he already has hurt me by teasing me in so many ways!! His gay remarks and actions towards me, only me, make me believe he is gay. He touches me, tells me he wants to have sex with me, tells me to touch him, to hold his penis (but I have never held it, but have touched his butt) !! Would it be a bad idea to meet with him again in the future or during the summer? Would it? I don't know if he is gay...I sure do hope he is and pray he is! I'll I’m asking if for help. Help in forgetting about him, help in moving on, help in finding myself! Help me…please help me! Help me get over him! I’m lost and it’s fu**ing terrifying!

p.s. be serious with this matter

2007-06-22 04:47:00 · 5 answers · asked by Blah Blah Blah 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

my friend is from canada and she wants to go to new york to see me but she has a puppy and wants to bring him, but she thinks you can not bring animals across the border, is it true?

2007-06-22 04:46:51 · 2 answers · asked by princess 2 in New York City

2007-06-22 04:46:45 · 11 answers · asked by LORI H 1 in Astronomy & Space

Is it legal for a landlord to enter a tenants residence with out their knowledge? If not, what can you do if this has occurred?

2007-06-22 04:46:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

I want to advertise.

2007-06-22 04:46:37 · 3 answers · asked by Allen I 2 in Commuting

Me, I am going fishing for 3 days in October. Mine is the 2nd.

2007-06-22 04:46:25 · 29 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Polls & Surveys

Im a guy, am 22 years old and up for anything that will get rid of these damn tyres I have been carrying around my stomach for ages. Yep, Im a little overweight but it seems so stubborn and wont shift easily. I tried running before for a few weeks and just eating meals (no snacks) and it barely reduced in size. I ran for about 20 minutes every day (that was until I almost collapsed! So I was well out of breath!). Can anyone give me some advice that does not involve expenses - I cant really afford the gym at the moment

2007-06-22 04:46:23 · 2 answers · asked by ene 2 in Diet & Fitness

Just curious and if an Atheist reading this considers repenting how do you plan to do so?

2007-06-22 04:46:15 · 28 answers · asked by Yahoo Sucks 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Since the age of 'viability' is fluid (it keeps getting earlier based on improvements in technology) ability to live outside of the womb can't be the determination of when a fetus is actually considered a human.

So, when does a fetus become a human?

2007-06-22 04:46:15 · 10 answers · asked by David 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-22 04:46:14 · 24 answers · asked by DejaVu 4 in Turkey

I'm a kid, and I'm wondering what steps that kids can take to stop global warming. Thanks.

2007-06-22 04:46:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

2007-06-22 04:46:08 · 22 answers · asked by fuzzy 2 in Safety