All categories - 22 June 2007

A blonde and a genuis where on a plane the genuis kept asking the girl to play a game with him she said no im really tired he kept bugging her so she said ok. he said if i dont no the answer i will give u $500 but if i u dont no u give me $5. He asked her a series of question and she pulled out a series of fives.So she asked him a question and said what goes up a hill with 2 legs and comes down with one so he did research for hours trying to find the answer he woke her up and said he didnt no and gave her $500 she wen back to sleep while he was STILL trying to find the answer so he woke her up again and asked her and she pulled out another five and gave it 2 him






Not all blondes are stupid

2007-06-22 04:39:43 · 12 answers · asked by jay234 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-22 04:39:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Because our ability to retaine scents is based upon how many particles are attched to our nose hairs for a particular odour would the pigmentation of those hairs affect our sense of smell at all!?

2007-06-22 04:39:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

As an 'American,' by which I mean I was born and came of age in the USA, I am moved to say I really do hope readers of and participants in this ongoing forum do not believe that all of us are as rude and arrogant and full-of-ourselves. The majority of 'Americans'--and by no means am I speaking of the lamentable Bushies--are genereous, caring, honest, and insightful. You will encounter them here now and again. The fundies and their first-cousins, the wacko right-wingers, do their level best to shout them down. (Let me save the fundies a second or two of their time: No, this is not a question).

2007-06-22 04:39:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-22 04:39:20 · 13 answers · asked by Raven75 5 in Polls & Surveys

MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENtal anxiety
MENopause

Coincidence?

2007-06-22 04:39:08 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why can't Athiests see that the promotion of athiesm is just a tool of socialism devised by Karl Marx to attack bourgeios values in an attempt to create a dictatorship by the proletariate.

2007-06-22 04:39:05 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

grandfather was navy vet, just passed away, aunt received american flag instead of my father,why?

2007-06-22 04:39:03 · 11 answers · asked by snowman in the desert 1 in Law & Ethics

men sometimes cheat at the bachelor party with a female stripper, this i know.....does the same happen with women at a bachelorette party with a male stripper? when i say cheat i dont mean lapdance but like 0ral stuff and even more. i never had a bachelorette party, i was married for almost 2 years, and iam wondering this question for a personal reason dealing with my girlfriend.

2007-06-22 04:38:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

Girls what do you think of men in pantyhose, do you like it or not? why?

Men what do you think of men in pantyhose?

And I'm not talking about GAY men in pantyhose/tights; I'm talking about stright men in pantyhose.
Girls would you wear pantyhose/tights with that man?

2007-06-22 04:38:52 · 36 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-06-22 04:38:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

.....about sex, but she said we had cyber-sex. But I wasn't using a surge protector! No fire wall, no anti-virus!

Could she be pregnant?

2007-06-22 04:38:30 · 14 answers · asked by ßαDß●Ϋ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community.
All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home,
but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he
took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the
collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening
his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If any man hears my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will
dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked."

2007-06-22 04:38:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Where is Lindsey Lohan living, what is her address?

2007-06-22 04:38:04 · 14 answers · asked by Haley 1 in Celebrities

Suppose the current dividend is $2.80. Growth (g) is expected to be 20% for the next 4 years and then 6% forever. If K (otherwise known as R) is 14%, what is the current price?

2007-06-22 04:38:03 · 3 answers · asked by jlinn 1 in Other - Business & Finance

I realized that they had already invited the whole family.She invite mysef because I asked when it will be his graduation. i feel is my obligation tu buy somthing , but i am not well economic , what i shoul do?
sorry about my english.
they never visit my kids

2007-06-22 04:38:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-06-22 04:37:58 · 36 answers · asked by This_Is_Me 2 in Philosophy

Mine would have to be Born To Run

2007-06-22 04:37:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

HS stands for High school

2007-06-22 04:37:47 · 5 answers · asked by Sam 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-06-22 04:37:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay so you have 12 juriors right. Lets say the man you are defending is innocent. When picking the jury are you going to allow the prosecutor to pick a man that is an officer and a man that is a firefighter of the same city that the accusers father works as a firefighter for? Knowing that he has close relation to police and other fireman in the city? Could this be considered conflict of interest or even "Error in jury selection" if you as your clients attorney allow this to happen? I don't understand why my friends attorney did not disclose this information or why he did not disagree with the selection made knowing the father of the accuser was friends and framiliar with the police and other firemen. What do we do now...can we do anything to get a retrial (appeal and PDR was denied). Thanks

2007-06-22 04:37:29 · 4 answers · asked by { Me } 2 in Law & Ethics

2007-06-22 04:37:23 · 31 answers · asked by This_Is_Me 2 in Philosophy

he was a doof
he was a lousy golfer
plane entrances were to small for him

2007-06-22 04:37:19 · 7 answers · asked by spaceman 2 in Government

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070620/tsc-uk-bush-stemcells-donors-011ccfa.html

2007-06-22 04:37:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

On your own paper, graph quadrilateral ABCD. In the box below, use the distance formula to find the lengths of all the sides. Give the most specific name for this polygon. (Be sure to show all your work!)

A (1,0)
B. (3,2)
C.(5,0)
D (3,-2)

2007-06-22 04:37:10 · 2 answers · asked by zerokun4 1 in Homework Help

its 11:36 am right now in jersey.

2007-06-22 04:37:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 04:37:03 · 14 answers · asked by pheromonefudge 3 in Military

I don't want the dealer's sticker price, or whatever amount they stick on the windows, I want the real price of the car.

2007-06-22 04:36:56 · 4 answers · asked by Phogee 1 in Buying & Selling

2007-06-22 04:36:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 04:36:43 · 22 answers · asked by The Grand Inquisitor 4 in Alternative Medicine