After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having s*x with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
2007-06-22 04:47:32 · 17 answers · asked by Arisa 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
2007-06-22 04:48:23 · update #1
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow...
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2007-06-22 04:49:00 · update #2
Talk about lowering the boom. Wow! Can you say real loud --------BUSTED!!!!
I think the bride and best man got exactly what they deserved.
Yeah, lol with the MasterCard commercial.
I can see it now though, the bride's parents try to sue him for not breaking it off knowing what he knew ahead of time. American justice at its finest.
2007-06-22 04:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by Moose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to say!!
I'm don't believe in the necessity of monogamy so if it had been me in his shoes I probably wouldn't have been that bothered to find out about the affair, that can be worked out and the relationship saved.
However, as far as revenge goes, hahahahaaaaa!!!! Priceless is the word, if you are going to get revenge, well that just takes the biscuit, massive public humiliation... ouch!!!
2007-06-22 05:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny thing is, this joke is never ending. It's been featured in the papers, online news sites, even on tv in piss takes. He got more than just the 300 guests, he got the whole world in on this lol. Judos to him.
2007-06-22 22:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny if you happen to be the bride,unless it all appears in ok magasine or even the sport, imagine all that pleasure, getting rid of a jerk you didn't really care about and payment to spend with the person who floats your boat
2007-06-22 05:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by margaret k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like you say Priceless..i gave out my very first star to you
2007-06-22 05:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fantastic story. I salute the groom.
2007-06-22 06:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like you said You gotta admire the guy.
2007-06-22 09:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arisa, how much is Mastercard paying you for this? or ,are you on theire payroll?
2007-06-22 05:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have LOVED to been at that wedding..but the poor parents were not at fault!
2007-06-22 04:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by kat k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
enjoyed that one...and a star
xxx
2007-06-22 05:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋