All categories - 21 June 2007

I have been so fed up by this bogus immigration bill that both political parties and George W. have been hammering out, that I have decided to request the forms from my County Registrar Of Voters that will allow me to become an Independent voter.

The actions taken by Michael Bloomberg to do the same, have inspired me to take action right away.

If there was a sudden SURGE of millions of disenchanted people making the same request from their respective County Registrars Of Voters, the elected officials of both political parties have no choice but to sit up and take notice.

If we get sold down the river by a "SHAMNESTY BILL", we will be in an ideal position to retaliate at election time !!!

2007-06-21 18:15:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-06-21 18:15:46 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 18:15:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

2007-06-21 18:15:21 · 23 answers · asked by OZFEST 1 in Higher Education (University +)

sorry, I just watched the 40 year old virgin, and I couldn't help myself

2007-06-21 18:15:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok, so 3 chinese men take a trip to america, and after being there only for a little while they learn some new words

The 1st chinese man learns "me me me me!" from his favorite soap opera.

The 2nd chinese man learns "Forks and knives forks and knives!" from his job at a resturant.

and the 3rd learns "Plug it in plug it in!" from his favorite comertial.

So all three go into a chinese restuant and then as soon as they walk out the place catches on fire.

A police officer ask's the three who did it, so the first chinese man replies "Me me me!"

So then the cop asks "what did you start the fire with?" the second chinese man replies "Forks and knives forks and knives!"

The officer was having a bad night and yelled at them saying "Ok you tell me the truth otherwise ima put you in the electric chair!"
and the third chinese man sings "Plug it in plug it in!"

LMAO i love this joke.

2007-06-21 18:14:56 · 13 answers · asked by ][Eric][ AKA Just a question][ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I met John Schneider and have 6 pictures of him!!!!!!! Do you remember them? The good ones. Not Jessica Simpson.

2007-06-21 18:14:46 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would it be ok to use this to get hydroge peroxide out of my ear after I pour it in to break up the ear wax instead of a bulb syringe?
http://www.thesage.com/images/prod/large_pipette.jpg

2007-06-21 18:14:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I have applied for this Radiology Tech Aide positon at a local hospital. They're always hiring for different shifts... and I apply at all of them because its really important for me to gain some experiences...sicne Im going to school for Radiography.. I know its competitive etc.. but come on they listed "no experiences required" I have called them and they gave me the "competitive speech" .. I did ask if there was anything I was missing.. they said no. I am certified with CPR and GXMO.... I thought they were EOE.
or at least thats what they listed.. Im not giving up because this is important to me... Have any of you experience this before with any employer..??

2007-06-21 18:14:30 · 4 answers · asked by im_a_goofy_chick 2 in Higher Education (University +)

I was thinking about starting my own Blog, but I'm a bit confused about how the hosting works. If I have Blog that gets relatively medium to high traffic, then is it wise to get a pay for host provider for my blog? I want to create my own blog, but I don't want to deal with down-times and slow page loads. I was thinking about going with blogger, also - any tips on the best blogging clients? I know html, I've got my hands wet with some css, and I know blogging is a journal like tool that you use to post articles, links, pics, ect. I was just wondering how well the free blogs work if you get high amounts of traffic. Do you need a host?????

2007-06-21 18:14:28 · 5 answers · asked by jay_p 3 in Programming & Design

I dated my now husband for 5 months and we've been married for 8 months. We are happy and get along for the most time - like normal families do, BUT once a week, ever since we got married, we woudl get into a fight. Regardless how small the issue is, I decide that we are not compatible and I want to break up and leave. I met him right after I broke up with my ex of 3.5 yeas, and I suppose I feel like I had a better connection with my ex and when we fight I keep comparing them. I really want this marriage work. What should I do to stop this idiotic behaviour. I am 42 and I should know better. I know... therapy.. but I need some advice. He really loves me , I love him too. We are very different in our level of education and upbringing and circumstances. I like to read, he woudln't read, he would rather watch TV, I have a grown up child in college, he has an 8 years old. But we do get along and I love talking to him and he is the most loving caring man I have ever met.

2007-06-21 18:14:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

ok, im not going to lie, im just a 12 year old kid. and i dont understand computers. i have my own laptop, and have had it for a while, but its soooooo slow! it takes like 2 minutes just to load the internet explorer, let alone get it up. you may be asking why i dot just ask my parents.. well.. this is the third time something happened to my computer, and i dont want to have to go up to my dad with another problem! please help!

2007-06-21 18:14:19 · 30 answers · asked by Alison M 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

I'm planning my wedding, and I was just wondering.. My fiancee and I have mutual friends that are a couple, the guy will be the groomsmen but she is not in the wedding, would she sit on my side, or his? Then another mutual friend couple the women is bridesmaid and he is not in the wedding which side would he sit on? Hope its not confusing.. Thanks

2007-06-21 18:13:47 · 15 answers · asked by comnget_it 1 in Weddings

2007-06-21 18:13:29 · 10 answers · asked by marna u 2 in Celebrities

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6222882.stm

2007-06-21 18:13:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

are you any good at it, or can you only beat drunken people like me?

2007-06-21 18:13:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 18:13:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

i cant decide if i should ask my wife to change her name or change my cats names or even better change mine
they call me Paaaaaaris
i like it
is yahoo getting sick of me they didnt post my last question then again i have had 9 rums

2007-06-21 18:13:09 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 18:13:05 · 3 answers · asked by asbestosdiagram 1 in Languages

Not trying to be offensive, just curious about whether there are hindu equivalents to Christian fundies

2007-06-21 18:12:46 · 15 answers · asked by ? 1 in Religion & Spirituality

i mean i know its not something easy to believe but that doesnt mean its not happening....even if some people dont believe in it for religious purposes shouldnt we all take care of our home..aka the earth and stop treating it like something you can just throw away? or in a sense...lets say god did create the earth, the universe, the trees, etc etc...shouldnt we take care of it since its all a part of "gods creation"?

2007-06-21 18:12:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

By getting up and doing the samething over everyday.

2007-06-21 18:12:29 · 14 answers · asked by lena 2 in Polls & Surveys

i'll be making the affidavit myself for my father and just have it notarized.

2007-06-21 18:12:16 · 1 answers · asked by lucys 2 in Law & Ethics

It's afew minutes after midnight &the shuttle was suppose to have landed yesterday. As you know it couldn't, that sattlelite that tracks the circulation is working fine i knew it from the beginning.What it can't track adequately is the implant in my circulatory system. I noticed this when the low pressure system surficed yesterday afternoon.That theory of a hurricanes in new locations so far have been denied,this system has been prevented from turning into one.It doesn't make any differance,weather or not it's June thru Oct. the out come will be the same until someone else is implanted then you will have problems.But if all yr concerned about is my spelling &grammer then u you have a real problem, besides when this book comes out the editors will make sure everything is in order.Someone asked me the other day,if i worked for N.A.S.A.because they knew about the implant i answered theres no paycheck. U all have misunderstood me i don't owe u any explanations i'm just warning you.6-22-07.

2007-06-21 18:12:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

2007-06-21 18:12:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what movie did he say "good" or "its good" in a slow, low, funny voice...i know. random but its for a bet

2007-06-21 18:12:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

In many cases two wrongs or two negatives do not make a right. However this rule is not hard and fast, as in the example of this example is not 'not applicable'. The not in front of the not applicable changes the meaning from bears no relevancy to bears relevancy. Also if two negative numbers are multiplied by themselves they form a positive.

So is there any time in human affairs that two wrongs will equal a right? Please note that moral ambiguity is not able to be considered as right.

Serious answers only please.

Thanks.

2007-06-21 18:11:49 · 14 answers · asked by Arthur N 4 in Philosophy

i play baseball for bout 3 years now. and i hate catching ground balls. i always misjudge them. im afraid to try and catch them cause they might bounce up and hit me in the face. any advice not to be scared of the ball and learn how to catch the groundball

2007-06-21 18:11:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

Or a black belt in something else?

2007-06-21 18:11:29 · 5 answers · asked by kriend 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 18:11:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health