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Ok, so 3 chinese men take a trip to america, and after being there only for a little while they learn some new words

The 1st chinese man learns "me me me me!" from his favorite soap opera.

The 2nd chinese man learns "Forks and knives forks and knives!" from his job at a resturant.

and the 3rd learns "Plug it in plug it in!" from his favorite comertial.

So all three go into a chinese restuant and then as soon as they walk out the place catches on fire.

A police officer ask's the three who did it, so the first chinese man replies "Me me me!"

So then the cop asks "what did you start the fire with?" the second chinese man replies "Forks and knives forks and knives!"

The officer was having a bad night and yelled at them saying "Ok you tell me the truth otherwise ima put you in the electric chair!"
and the third chinese man sings "Plug it in plug it in!"

LMAO i love this joke.

2007-06-21 18:14:56 · 13 answers · asked by ][Eric][ AKA Just a question][ 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Good one!
HAHAHAHA

2007-06-21 18:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by Alconzy 3 · 0 0

It's funnier with one Chinese and when the scenario is a murder. Nonetheless, one star for you.

2007-06-21 18:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 1 0

Not too bad =)

2007-06-21 19:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

good one...thanks for the laugh

2007-06-21 18:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 0 0

lol. thanx for da laugh

2007-06-21 18:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice one!! one star for u.

2007-06-21 18:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by anwesha c 2 · 0 0

ahha it was aite

2007-06-25 12:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by SNAKAGE 1 · 0 0

dont make fun to us "chinese" someday we will invade your country and mke you all a slaves...........j.k.......lol!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-21 18:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by yatzky 2 · 0 0

terrible

2007-06-21 18:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 1 2

HAHAHA
I love it too!!

2007-06-21 18:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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