Ok, so 3 chinese men take a trip to america, and after being there only for a little while they learn some new words
The 1st chinese man learns "me me me me!" from his favorite soap opera.
The 2nd chinese man learns "Forks and knives forks and knives!" from his job at a resturant.
and the 3rd learns "Plug it in plug it in!" from his favorite comertial.
So all three go into a chinese restuant and then as soon as they walk out the place catches on fire.
A police officer ask's the three who did it, so the first chinese man replies "Me me me!"
So then the cop asks "what did you start the fire with?" the second chinese man replies "Forks and knives forks and knives!"
The officer was having a bad night and yelled at them saying "Ok you tell me the truth otherwise ima put you in the electric chair!"
and the third chinese man sings "Plug it in plug it in!"
LMAO i love this joke.
2007-06-21
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