All categories - 21 June 2007

My cat comes up with a new one like every week. Last week he started sleeping under the covers. The week before that everytime I would sit down at the table to eat, he would go sit at his bowl and eat. This week everytime my cellphone rings he runs to it and if it is on a low enough place for him to look at the caller ID, he does. And then he looks at me as if to say someone is calling.LOL. What silly habits does your kitty have?

2007-06-21 00:58:27 · 7 answers · asked by MJMGrand 6 in Cats

Example- My other half and I work seperate shifts, to save money on childcare costs. I never get to see him because when I get off, he's at work and when he comes home, I'm usually asleep. I happened to be up last night when he got home because he came home early. I said..... "oh hi, you're here. We can watch some tv together before I go to sleep". He says... "I like to play my game (referring to a video game) as early as possible. I would rather play my game." My feelings were hurt pretty good because he comes home after work and plays almost every night and he also plays during the day when my child is napping. Bottom line, he gets his time to play. Much more than the amount of time we actually get together during the week. I'm pretty sure I'll have a bad day cause I woke up sad. I'm a good girl and deserve at least 20 minutes of attention once in a while. Not sure what it'll take to make him realize but that sort of thing is heartbreaking.

2007-06-21 00:58:22 · 16 answers · asked by quintons_mommy2004 3 in Marriage & Divorce

Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening
stinking drunk,
as he
often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who
was already asleep.


He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at
the end of his bed
wearing
a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what
are you doing in my
bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your
bedroom and I'm St
Peter".
Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't
be, I have so much
to
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my
family....you've got to send

me
back
straight away".


St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but
there is a catch.
We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm
not far from his
house,
he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light
later he was
covered
in
feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.


"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this
strange feeling
welling
up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So
you're the new hen,
how
are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Colin, "but I have this
strange feeling
inside
like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't
tell me you've never
laid

an egg before". "Never" replies Colin "Well just
relax and let it
happen"


And so he did and after a few uncomfortable
seconds later, an egg
pops
out
from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief
swept over him and
his
emotions got the better of him as he experienced
motherhood for the
first
time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of
happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as
a hen was the best
thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!



The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay
his third egg he
felt
an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard
his wife shouting




"Colin, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're
sh*tting in the bed"

2007-06-21 00:58:16 · 5 answers · asked by tinta 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-21 00:58:01 · 7 answers · asked by Linda G 1 in Programming & Design

worldwide happening wrong incidents like plane crashing,bombing,war with country to country but results will be dyeing are inccocents .honesty people they need peace life

2007-06-21 00:58:01 · 4 answers · asked by Sujith K 1 in Theater & Acting

my cat is pregnant and she is over due she has just found a quiet place in my daughhters curbode wich is fine but all she is doing is sleeping does this mean she is nesting and how long is it untill she will have them .

2007-06-21 00:57:58 · 11 answers · asked by kelly h 1 in Cats

2007-06-21 00:57:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

Whilst searching through my attic I have found the newspaper, it tells me that the Germans have invaded Poland and the price of Spam has gone up to threepence a can- is this a sign of things to come? Do I need to be worried?

2007-06-21 00:57:13 · 7 answers · asked by Nelson 1 in Polls & Surveys

It sort of slid forward,luckily there was nothing around or it could have been a nasty accident! Took car back to garage they checked all over apart from taking wheels off,took it for drive etc,not doing it then, but now pulling left and right when braking! I need to know my rights as garage said there was nothing visible,brake machine showed nothing amiss!

2007-06-21 00:56:46 · 18 answers · asked by Miss Karen Roe 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-06-21 00:56:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a relatively new Christian, and I just want to understand peoples points of views a little better.

Whith Catholic Traditions like praying to Mary, asking forgiveness from the Priest instead of Jesus, and the standing firm (rigid) with the way one conducts Church activiety/sevices and ceramonies. Can that not be seen as Idolitary? If one did it differentley would that be percieved as wrong?

I dont mean to offened anyone, I just struggled to find scripture supporting the Traditions or the praying to Mary/ The Saints etc.

Forgive me if I have offened, it is not my intention, I would just like to educate myself in the word and find out how one got to go about these things and the reasoning behind it.

God Bless!
*H*

2007-06-21 00:56:10 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Could someone please tell me if they know what I might be suffering from. Doctors don't seem to know and I have had this condition since I was 20. Some doctors say that the rash and the pain are not related, but having had it for several years, I know for certain that the two are related, since they always happen at the same time. The pain goes from my throat to the centre of my body, where it is chronic. It literally feels like someone is stabbing through to my back, or like a sharp crisp just sliced through from my throat to my centre. The rash is like hives - all over my body from scalp to soles of my feet. I know when I get the pain that the rash will follow the next day, or vice versa. I get this about four times a year on average and each time I feel as though I am dying from the intense pain. (the pain comes on when I lie down).I know of conditions like acid reflux but that doesn't cause a rash. Alternatively there are conditions that cause a rash but no pain. But both??HELP

2007-06-21 00:56:00 · 11 answers · asked by D 2 in Other - Diseases

2007-06-21 00:55:48 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Processor:AMD Athlon 64 X2 SLI 4200 Dual Core
Memory:2GB
Video Card: 2x nvidia geforce 7900
OS: Windows Vista, Business

2007-06-21 00:55:33 · 6 answers · asked by juankapunk 1 in Desktops

My husband encourages me every day to be patient and strong, and to pray. He also tells me to be kind to everybody, even if they don't seem to deserve it. I generally do these things anyway, but sometimes I need a gentle reminder.

2007-06-21 00:55:17 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ terry g ♥ 7 in Religion & Spirituality

would it be stupid to name your twin girls both seasons?
i like Autum, Wynter ans Summer.
If not, what's your favorite combo?
I also love these twin girls combos if no one likes seasons.
Haley and Kaley
Miley and Kylie
Hope and Faith
Kiya and Miya


Please answer!

Thanks in advance!

2007-06-21 00:55:01 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-06-21 00:54:48 · 6 answers · asked by bob2356 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

In need of baby girl names with middle name Grace and some boy names with middle name John.. Thanks for your help!:)

2007-06-21 00:54:45 · 18 answers · asked by Elisha C 1 in Baby Names

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

2007-06-21 00:54:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sugar-coated words:

u know wut i mean guys..

2007-06-21 00:54:23 · 19 answers · asked by moniqluvshawn 3 in Singles & Dating

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2007-06-21 00:53:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Community Service

2007-06-21 00:53:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-06-21 00:53:37 · 7 answers · asked by Jay 1 in Men's Health

2007-06-21 00:53:30 · 9 answers · asked by tyler durden 5 in Other - Politics & Government

everybody a terrific day...hope it goes really well for you all

2007-06-21 00:53:26 · 25 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Polls & Surveys

i dont have an electric blanket and its really cold here.....

anddont give me no crap awnsers

2007-06-21 00:52:50 · 8 answers · asked by kermit 2 in Polls & Surveys

My mom needs a job. She is homebound and in need of money to make the ends meet. We help here when we can, but there's no guarantee. She needs something she can do from home. Something she can start ASAP. Something that can pay some bills. Any suggestions/contacts???

2007-06-21 00:52:13 · 11 answers · asked by Maeflower 3 in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-06-21 00:51:56 · 21 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-21 00:51:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Italy