Colin came home from the pub late one Friday evening
stinking drunk,
as he
often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who
was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at
the end of his bed
wearing
a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Colin, "and what
are you doing in my
bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your
bedroom and I'm St
Peter".
Colin was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't
be, I have so much
to
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my
family....you've got to send
me
back
straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but
there is a catch.
We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Colin was devastated, but knowing there was a farm
not far from his
house,
he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light
later he was
covered
in
feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this
strange feeling
welling
up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So
you're the new hen,
how
are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Colin, "but I have this
strange feeling
inside
like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't
tell me you've never
laid
an egg before". "Never" replies Colin "Well just
relax and let it
happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable
seconds later, an egg
pops
out
from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief
swept over him and
his
emotions got the better of him as he experienced
motherhood for the
first
time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of
happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as
a hen was the best
thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay
his third egg he
felt
an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard
his wife shouting
"Colin, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're
sh*tting in the bed"
2007-06-21 00:58:16 · 5 answers · asked by tinta 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-21 22:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke so far today. i laughed so much i farted. at least i hope it was just a fart.
2007-06-21 01:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, i never expected that to happen,
2007-06-21 02:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe nice one.
2007-06-21 01:12:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT WAS GREAT. I LOVE IT.
2007-06-24 14:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋