Mrs. Murphy was a woman who loved to make baked beans. Whenever she prepared them, she would take them to the church social and sell them. There was another woman, Mrs. Jones, who loved Mrs. Murphy's baked beans. She always made it a point to be first in line at the church social so she could buy the beans before anyone else had the chance.
One day, after baking a big pot of beans, Mrs. Murphy put them on the window sill to cool down. Outside two boys were playing with their BB gun and a few pellets went into the pot without Mrs. Murphy knowing.
Later that day Mrs. Murphy took her goods to the church social, where Mrs. Jones was waiting to buy the baked beans that she loved so well.
The next day Mrs. Jones calls up Mrs. Murphy and asked her if she had changed her recipe. Mrs. Murphy said that she hadn't changed her recipe at all and that the procedures she used were the same as always.
Mrs. Murphy asked, "Why are you asking, Mrs. Jones? Is there a problem?"
Mrs. Jones said, "Well, yes. Earlier today, when I bent down to feed the dog, I shot the cat."
2007-06-02
21:36:21
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