All categories - 26 May 2007

2007-05-26 16:25:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 16:25:47 · 11 answers · asked by Tommy R 1 in R&B & Soul

Just To Lighten the Day! Funny Isn't It?


Forrest Gump goes to Heaven




The day finally arrived.

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by
St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said,
"Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot
about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we
have been administering
an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have
to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir.
But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the
test ain't too hard.
Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over.

He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says,
"Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me
your answers"

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week
begins with the letter "T"?

Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not
what I was thinking, but you do
have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit
for that answer.

How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?

Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's
name could you come up with twelve
seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd,
February 2nd, March 2nd.. "

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this,
and I see your point,though that was not quite
what I had in mind.... but I will have to give you credit for that one,
too.

Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's
first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can
understand how you came up with your
answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you
come up with the name Andy as the first name of
God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt
it from the song,


"ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."

2007-05-26 16:25:34 · 9 answers · asked by Gifted 7 in Religion & Spirituality

ill say this quickly. i started running a week ago. shins hurt really bad by the third day. was told on here to wait 2 days. i waited. went running again and i couldn't even go a mile. im still doing 4 parts walking/ 3 parts running. my legs feel like they have growing pains. here's the link from where i asked before. i don't remember it being this hard when i ran a lot last year. (i did start out on treadmills then though). thanks. please help out!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvkJTbhw57wkCRXIDwBo9Jzsy6IX?qid=20070520151653AAmKO7M

2007-05-26 16:25:25 · 5 answers · asked by brobrahbro 1 in Running

2007-05-26 16:25:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/politics/4834833.html

As you will see from the above article, the United States minimum wage will be increasing steadily over the next year or two. How will these increases impact the US economy? What should a recent college graduate expect with this raise? (No, I won't be making minimum wage at my first job out of school....at least I hope NOT). :)

Anyways when I go into an interview, should I use this as justification for in an increase in pay? (Salary negotiation)

2007-05-26 16:25:10 · 6 answers · asked by David 2 in Economics

Hunger
Thirst
Sex
Anger
Greed ?

2007-05-26 16:24:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

...you suck on a Tootsie Roll pop or a Blo-Pop and you cut your tongue?!

2007-05-26 16:24:42 · 4 answers · asked by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 in Polls & Surveys

Will I get bald at a young age?

2007-05-26 16:24:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ever get bored and look through the people on your friends list's friend's list? Its amazing what some of the people on their friends list have sometimes. Also it can be creepy.

2007-05-26 16:24:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My league has 10 teams and the scoring is Rotisserie.

Batters:

C-Bengie Molina
1B-Justin Morneau
2B-B.J. Upton
3B-Aramis Ramirez
SS-Jimmy Rollins
OF-Vernon Wells
OF-Aaron Rowand
OF-Curtis Granderson
UTIL-Travis Hafner
Bench-Orlando Hudson
Bench-Kelly Johnson
Bench-Shane Victorino

Pitchers:
P-Johan Santana
P-Tim Hudson
P-James Shields
P-Bobby Jenks
P-Fausto Carmona
P-Rafael Soriano
Bench-Ted Lilly
Bench-Oliver Perez

2007-05-26 16:24:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fantasy Sports

2007-05-26 16:24:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

really they do anything for money

2007-05-26 16:23:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Right now im watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. What are you doing?

2007-05-26 16:23:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 16:23:30 · 12 answers · asked by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-26 16:23:29 · 9 answers · asked by bionicprince 1 in Running

2007-05-26 16:23:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

Would anyone care to share?

2007-05-26 16:23:27 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I recently got a new dishwasher. My hubby and I are in the middle of installing, and are to the point of hooking it back up to the electricity. The cord that we have has 2 black wires, one is smooth the other ribbed, then on the dishwasher, we have a black, white, and green(ground). Which wires do I hook up to which?

(cord)
black smooth
black ribbed

(dishwasher)
black
white
green(ground)

2007-05-26 16:23:24 · 5 answers · asked by Jenni 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

i cant think of any lyrics but i know that it starts off with clapping out a melody before the song i've heard it in jc penneys but cant think of it. Not a rap song...

2007-05-26 16:23:07 · 6 answers · asked by holly_lee06 1 in Rock and Pop

the criminals come here and make demands.......and refuse to fix their own govt?......its pathetic

2007-05-26 16:22:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

It was agreed upon both sides when my last day of work was. I told unemployment I was laid off and my company said I was fired thus getting a letter that stated my filing for unemployment is under review. How do I correct this and will I be denied. I was never written up for poor performence as my employer stated that the reason of termination nor did I received a 30-60-90 day review of my job. Also did not abuse or neglect anything or anyone. Do I agree that I was fired saying I misspoke, fight my side, or say that I was unsure what happened thus the reason why I picked what I did. i aslo filed the claim before the last day of pay but was told this would not cause a problem

2007-05-26 16:22:41 · 5 answers · asked by eric s 2 in United States

I have recently been doing research on the AOC (Army of God). This organization supports the murder of abortionists in order to save other potential life. What do you think about this?

2007-05-26 16:22:33 · 30 answers · asked by Gordon Freeman 4 in Religion & Spirituality

A clever girl figured out a great way to catch fish at the local fishing spot. The first day she went fishing, she caught exactly 31416 pounds of fish.

Even though she had more fish than she knew what to do with, she decided to go fishing again the next day. And she caught exactly 40% of what she caught the day before. Which was still a lot of fish.

She continued fishing every day. And every day she caught exactly 40% of what she caught the previous day.

If she continued fishing every day for twenty years, how many pounds of fish, total, would she catch? Please round to the nearest pound.

2007-05-26 16:22:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

evidence of which to convict you - what would that be?

2007-05-26 16:22:19 · 4 answers · asked by marshfield_meme 6 in Philosophy

Any advice? I'm newly engaged and have no idea. Is it tradition that the mother's parent(s) pay for the ceremony and reception (jewish)?

2007-05-26 16:22:16 · 12 answers · asked by PlasticTrees 2 in Weddings

2007-05-26 16:21:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

this is an honest question, a recent experience shows me that they really can't, but it'd be nice to hear other people's opinions on the subject and if they can't hold alcohol all that well.

2007-05-26 16:21:38 · 12 answers · asked by w0rmy75 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Are you looking forward to the upcomming 7th Harry Potter Book?

does your church have book burnings, or do you like Harry Potter?

2007-05-26 16:21:38 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Memories? Gifts? Hugs? Jokes?

2007-05-26 16:21:24 · 56 answers · asked by ♪get it?got it?good♪ 1 in Polls & Surveys