Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven....................................?

Question

Just To Lighten the Day! Funny Isn't It?


Forrest Gump goes to Heaven




The day finally arrived.

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by
St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said,
"Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot
about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we
have been administering
an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have
to pass it before you can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir.
But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the
test ain't too hard.
Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over.

He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says,
"Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me
your answers"

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week
begins with the letter "T"?

Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not
what I was thinking, but you do
have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit
for that answer.

How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?

Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's
name could you come up with twelve
seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd,
February 2nd, March 2nd.. "

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this,
and I see your point,though that was not quite
what I had in mind.... but I will have to give you credit for that one,
too.

Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's
first name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can
understand how you came up with your
answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you
come up with the name Andy as the first name of
God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt
it from the song,


"ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."

Answer 1

How cute! ,LOL I especially liked ♫"ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH, ♫♪ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN" you made laugh, (One of my favorite songs) I've GOT to share with with my Mom tomorrow, she'll love it! I'm going to copy it and pass it out to friends. Thanks for sharing it! Every "buddy" needs to laugh!--"it does the body good like medicine".

Answer 2

WE CHRISTIANS .WE ENTER THE HEAVEN ACROSS THE BLOOD OF JESUS which mace us clean in of to enter and live withe GOD eternally.and you blocked minded men when you will understand that no one can be right enof himself to go to heaven in our bible it is noting tell us that any good act can delete the sin .no but we can be good as a result of believing in GOD AND HIS SALVATION taking the force from JESUS the GOD WHO HAD BECAME A HUMAN . perfect GOD +PERFECT HUMAN.THINK if you had kill someone and go and give 1000000 poor person milions of money as a good act in your opinion do you can enter the heaven . no in the eyes of GOD you are sinner and you must dy but when you accept that Jesus had Dy in your place on the cross and believe in goods love and salvation you will became clean because there is someone had pay on your place JESUS WHO HAD NO SIN HAD DY ON YOUR PLACE and of course after you had accept JESUS AS YOUR KING HE WILL GIDE you TO NOT SIN he will come and change your life you must not return to kill or sin and ask from HIM the force to do the right. then you can go to Heaven.GOD BLESS YOU.

Answer 3

Andy helps me find my cell phone?

Answer 4

heh. Cute. but I prefer my jokes to contain profanity and sex and maybe even a little violence. I guess this one'll work for the church crowd, though.

Answer 5

Lighten up OIL! It was a joke. God has a sense of humor too!
Cute joke!

Answer 6

If Nominated I WILL NOT RUN!
If Elected I WILL NOT SERVE!
Now, pass me another box of Choc's.
I want to see what life is agonna be!
Ditto..................

Answer 7

ok..LOL i am a christain...but...lol and incase any 1 is wondering (sigh) there is not a test such as this 2 enter heaven....and who is this forrest gump? imma google him..lol

Answer 8

that's a sweet one! as they say, life is like a box of chocolate!

Answer 9

cool