1. What is the first question?
a. True
b. False
2. Which of the following is following a witch?
a. Broom
b. Stick
c. Broomstick
d. Stickbroom
3.What is the first letter of the alphabet?
a. b
b. c
c. d
d. e
4. Which of the following is NOT true?
a. True
b. False
5. Explain the differences between north and south?
a. north is south
b. south is north
c. south is south
b. north is north
6. How many can you
a. See?
b. Feel?
c. Hear?
d. Disturbing?
7. What number are we in?
a. second
b. first
c. sixth
d. homerun
8. The most faster your car is, what time is it?
a. True
b. False
9. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
a. chicken
b. egg
c. all of the above
d. none of the above
10. What is the opposite of below?
a. below
b. above
c. all of the above
d. none of the above
11. Which is not a letter of the alphabet?
a. a
b. b
c. c
d. all of the above
12. If b+c = b+c, then....
a. b+c?
b. True?
c. needs more improvement
13. What color is the rainbow?
a. yellow
b. red
c. There is no color
14. If the chicken came first, what came second?
a. The rooster
b. The egg
c. The chicken
d. The duck
15. How many numbers are in a number?
a. True
b. False
16. Imagine you are stranded in a deserted island?
a. Robinson Carusoe
b. Tom Hanks
c. The blue lagoon
d. non-existing cells
17. Choose the best answer
a. opposite
b. average
c. both a and b are wrong
d. all of the above
18. Which of the following is not a sentence?
a. The
b. ?
c. A
d. no
19. Can you go faster?
a. True
b. False
c. both a and b are wrong
d. both a,b, and c are wrong
20. If 1 + 1 equals 2, what is the fastest car in the world?
a. 2+2=4
b. 3
c. 7
d. no answer
21. Please select the wrong answer
a. True
b. False
22. Why?
a. because
b. where?
c. why?
d. Z
23. Almost Done?
a. True
b. False
24. Roosters don't lay eggs.
a. Left?
b. Right?
c. On which side will the egg fall
d. Rooster is standing in a pointed roof
25. A snake is an example of a
a. reptile
b. snake
c. living thing
d. car
26. How do you spell entrophy?
a. anthrophy
b. entrofy
c. ontrafie
d. entropy
27. A car is driving 45 mph east of L.A. while a train is driving 65 mph west of New York. If the sun is yellow, how many moons does the earth have?
a. 1 moon
b. 2 moons
c. 45 mph
d. red
28. True or False. Both a and b are correct?
a. True
b. False
c. both a and b are wrong
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
f. Only a and c are correct
G. Actually, both abcdefg are not alphabets
29. Which of the following is a true sentence?
a. The End
b. The microwave is the end of
c. The end of the end
d. end then
30. What is an apple?
a. It's a bird
b. It's a plane
c. It's superman
d. All of the above
31. If this sentence is not English, what language is it?
a. English
b. Spanish
c. Portuguese
d. Neptune
32. In 1998, what former superstar has the capital of what state?
a. Michael Bush
b. ask the audience
c. phone a friend
d. 1969
33. If water has the chemical components H2O, what chemical components is a chemical?
a. Water
b. Fire
c. Answer
d. Question
34. Max has 4 coins. Jack has 7. Which 2 is false and which is true?
a. True
b. False
35. Answer this question?
a. firefly
b. hummingbird
c. Seattle
d. bees
36. A rabbit and a turtle are racing. They both had a tie. Who won wearing a shirt?
a. pants
b. rabbit
c. chicken
d. you lose
37. What comes after A?
a. A
b. F+
c. A rabbit
d. not a question
38. What is a chocolate bar?
a. A bar of chocolate bar
b. A chocolate of bar
c. bartender chocolate
d. both b and d are wrong
39. Who is?
a. True
b. False
40. This question is tricky
a. True
b. False
41. What is the answer for number 41?
a. expensive haircut
b. sausage company
c. No answer
d. There is an answer
42. In mathematics, if you're drinking water and there's a bug in it, would you drink it?
a. Yes, but not sure
b. No, this is biology
c. Not True
d. Not False
e. All of below
F. You're already drinking the water
43. How do you answer this question?
a. True
b. False
44. Which of the following is an example of an example?
a. The mission
b.
c. All of the answers are not true
d. below above
45. If the clock strikes 3 and it’s 9 O’clock, what time is it?
a. Alarm
b. Doorbell
c. Cause and Effect
d. Permission
46. How many people does it take?
a. 7 people
b. 7 lightbulbs
c. 7 O’clock
d. 7-11
47. A tree falls down in the middle of a forest. Did the tree fall down if nobody was there to see it?
a. It will
b. It won’t make noise
c. It will not
d. It cannot make noise
48. Who or what is why and how, when and if it happens?
a. The Minister
b. where
c. Nobody knows
d. Sometimes
49. Which of the following does NOT make sense?
a. one dollar
b. perfume
c. nickel
d. sight
50. If this question is an answer, what answer is a question?
a. Don't take this test again
b. I can't believe you read this whole thing
c. No way
D. Yes way
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