Is this a joke?

Question

1. What is the first question?
a. True
b. False

2. Which of the following is following a witch?
a. Broom
b. Stick
c. Broomstick
d. Stickbroom

3.What is the first letter of the alphabet?
a. b
b. c
c. d
d. e

4. Which of the following is NOT true?
a. True
b. False

5. Explain the differences between north and south?
a. north is south
b. south is north
c. south is south
b. north is north

6. How many can you
a. See?
b. Feel?
c. Hear?
d. Disturbing?

7. What number are we in?
a. second
b. first
c. sixth
d. homerun

8. The most faster your car is, what time is it?
a. True
b. False

9. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
a. chicken
b. egg
c. all of the above
d. none of the above

10. What is the opposite of below?
a. below
b. above
c. all of the above
d. none of the above

11. Which is not a letter of the alphabet?
a. a
b. b
c. c
d. all of the above

12. If b+c = b+c, then....
a. b+c?
b. True?
c. needs more improvement

13. What color is the rainbow?
a. yellow
b. red
c. There is no color

14. If the chicken came first, what came second?
a. The rooster
b. The egg
c. The chicken
d. The duck

15. How many numbers are in a number?
a. True
b. False

16. Imagine you are stranded in a deserted island?
a. Robinson Carusoe
b. Tom Hanks
c. The blue lagoon
d. non-existing cells

17. Choose the best answer
a. opposite
b. average
c. both a and b are wrong
d. all of the above

18. Which of the following is not a sentence?
a. The
b. ?
c. A
d. no

19. Can you go faster?
a. True
b. False
c. both a and b are wrong
d. both a,b, and c are wrong

20. If 1 + 1 equals 2, what is the fastest car in the world?
a. 2+2=4
b. 3
c. 7
d. no answer

21. Please select the wrong answer
a. True
b. False

22. Why?
a. because
b. where?
c. why?
d. Z

23. Almost Done?
a. True
b. False

24. Roosters don't lay eggs.
a. Left?
b. Right?
c. On which side will the egg fall
d. Rooster is standing in a pointed roof

25. A snake is an example of a
a. reptile
b. snake
c. living thing
d. car

26. How do you spell entrophy?
a. anthrophy
b. entrofy
c. ontrafie
d. entropy

27. A car is driving 45 mph east of L.A. while a train is driving 65 mph west of New York. If the sun is yellow, how many moons does the earth have?
a. 1 moon
b. 2 moons
c. 45 mph
d. red

28. True or False. Both a and b are correct?
a. True
b. False
c. both a and b are wrong
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
f. Only a and c are correct
G. Actually, both abcdefg are not alphabets

29. Which of the following is a true sentence?
a. The End
b. The microwave is the end of
c. The end of the end
d. end then

30. What is an apple?
a. It's a bird
b. It's a plane
c. It's superman
d. All of the above

31. If this sentence is not English, what language is it?
a. English
b. Spanish
c. Portuguese
d. Neptune

32. In 1998, what former superstar has the capital of what state?
a. Michael Bush
b. ask the audience
c. phone a friend
d. 1969

33. If water has the chemical components H2O, what chemical components is a chemical?
a. Water
b. Fire
c. Answer
d. Question

34. Max has 4 coins. Jack has 7. Which 2 is false and which is true?
a. True
b. False

35. Answer this question?
a. firefly
b. hummingbird
c. Seattle
d. bees

36. A rabbit and a turtle are racing. They both had a tie. Who won wearing a shirt?
a. pants
b. rabbit
c. chicken
d. you lose

37. What comes after A?
a. A
b. F+
c. A rabbit
d. not a question

38. What is a chocolate bar?
a. A bar of chocolate bar
b. A chocolate of bar
c. bartender chocolate
d. both b and d are wrong

39. Who is?
a. True
b. False

40. This question is tricky
a. True
b. False

41. What is the answer for number 41?
a. expensive haircut
b. sausage company
c. No answer
d. There is an answer

42. In mathematics, if you're drinking water and there's a bug in it, would you drink it?
a. Yes, but not sure
b. No, this is biology
c. Not True
d. Not False
e. All of below
F. You're already drinking the water

43. How do you answer this question?
a. True
b. False

44. Which of the following is an example of an example?
a. The mission
b.
c. All of the answers are not true
d. below above

45. If the clock strikes 3 and it’s 9 O’clock, what time is it?
a. Alarm
b. Doorbell
c. Cause and Effect
d. Permission

46. How many people does it take?
a. 7 people
b. 7 lightbulbs
c. 7 O’clock
d. 7-11

47. A tree falls down in the middle of a forest. Did the tree fall down if nobody was there to see it?
a. It will
b. It won’t make noise
c. It will not
d. It cannot make noise





48. Who or what is why and how, when and if it happens?
a. The Minister
b. where
c. Nobody knows
d. Sometimes

49. Which of the following does NOT make sense?
a. one dollar
b. perfume
c. nickel
d. sight

50. If this question is an answer, what answer is a question?
a. Don't take this test again
b. I can't believe you read this whole thing
c. No way
D. Yes way

Answer 1

a, true.
c, broomstick.
a.b
b.false
south is south
a. see
d. homerun
a. true
d. none of the above
b. above
d. all of the above
a. b+c?
c. There is no color
b. The egg
b. False
d. non-existing cells
d. all of the above
b. ?

d. both a,b, and c are wrong.
a. 2+2=4



um.... I think this is a test to see how long until you give up, and go back to yahoo answers to answer more questions.
I am tired of this already, geeze, this is made to distract you, isn't it???

ah well, I tried.

Answer 2

I can answer # 49 - NO none of any of this makes sense! But it made for funny reading! Thanks

Answer 3

lmfao.. i didnt read it. i stopped at like 15 cuz i didnt get it, and read the last one. good one. VERY good one. i like this joke.. and it certainly is a joke.

Answer 4

haha no thats weird. i tryed this on my friend and he got all mad at me