Newlyweds were in the honeymoon suite getting ready for bed.
He took off his trousers and passed them to his wife saying.."Here, put these on".
She said.."They're too big for me".
He said "Put them on anyway", so she put them on and said "Look!...far too big".
"That is the one and only time you'll wear the trousers in this family", he said sternly.
She continues to undress, takes off her little knickers and gives them to her husband. "Here, put these on", she said.
He looked at the tiny things and said, "I can't get into your knickers".
She replied, "And you won't, till you change your attitude"...!
2007-05-20
03:23:32
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