Newlyweds were in the honeymoon suite getting ready for bed.
He took off his trousers and passed them to his wife saying.."Here, put these on".
She said.."They're too big for me".
He said "Put them on anyway", so she put them on and said "Look!...far too big".
"That is the one and only time you'll wear the trousers in this family", he said sternly.
She continues to undress, takes off her little knickers and gives them to her husband. "Here, put these on", she said.
He looked at the tiny things and said, "I can't get into your knickers".
She replied, "And you won't, till you change your attitude"...!
2007-05-20 03:23:32 · 8 answers · asked by Norrie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that is funny!
2007-05-20 03:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Getagrip 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. If he's a Smart Man, he learned this lesson the first time! LOL.
Have a great Sunday, and thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-20 11:00:07 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she is great!even though he won't change his attitudes completely.
2007-05-20 10:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it
2007-05-20 10:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by hhutchie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it!!!
2007-05-20 10:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by James Melton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old as eels that one...got anything new
2007-05-20 12:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it.
2007-05-20 10:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by holly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well funny..
2007-05-20 10:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋