All categories - 5 May 2007

Three ducks walk into a bar.

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.


"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles.

2007-05-05 13:46:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Paul Simon Bible says so. "Poor boys and pilgrims, the families, and we are going to Graceland."

2007-05-05 13:46:29 · 4 answers · asked by Gunning4Jesus 3 in Religion & Spirituality

can a doctor see if your prescription was filled? say it was called in and you didn't pick it up but it was filled...can they tell that you didn't pick it up???????

2007-05-05 13:46:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

slightly bored/hurt (i just cut my knee...ouch)

2007-05-05 13:46:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 13:46:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2007-05-05 13:45:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I Have A Medium Shag(Shaggy Hair). My is pretty normal and Healthy. I Just want a shampoo that works best to leave good results on your hair. currently im using mane/tail shampoo + conditioner and its been working fine. it leaves my hair shiny and manegeable. and i think it also helps promote hair growth, so my hair must be growing faster. Ive asked several people and everyone uses diffrent shampoos so i cant decide. what shampoo and conditioner works the best giving you optimal results. What kind do you use. THanks ART

2007-05-05 13:45:34 · 12 answers · asked by PERSON 3 in Hair

I know I should not have feelings for my ex anymore, and I should not let his actions hurt my heart. My head and common sense know this. But how does my heart catch up?

2007-05-05 13:45:30 · 4 answers · asked by Teslajuliet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-05 13:45:23 · 2 answers · asked by spindleberry 1 in Home Theater

I am using a AMD X2 4600 with 1GB ram and the mobos built on sound. I have a dual monitor setup powered by my ATI X1600 that I use to watch recorded TV through MediaCenter on one screen and play WoW on the other all the time. No problems. I just recently tried to do the same thing but playing the podcast Diggnation through itunes and my resource monitor shows that it pushes my CPU to 100% usage, and it makes Wow really laggy.

My question really is: Why can I watch full screen basically mpeg2 video through MediaCenter and not lag but I can't watch 240X320 podcast through iTunes without WoW sucking?

2007-05-05 13:45:15 · 2 answers · asked by hereisaaron 4 in Music & Music Players

math,writing, reading, an example would be 470-530 for reading, how do i get the single score? average the two? ill give 10 points.

2007-05-05 13:45:15 · 4 answers · asked by RobertH 1 in Standards & Testing

Boy-Christopher Patrick
Girl-Sara Ashlee

2007-05-05 13:45:02 · 36 answers · asked by Winter Glory 7 in Baby Names

I am a gifted motivational speaker, I just need to know how to begin making money with this talent.

2007-05-05 13:44:49 · 10 answers · asked by Sensualbracelet 2 in Careers & Employment

Something to do on the internet. A website or something! I'm bored out of my mind.

2007-05-05 13:44:40 · 15 answers · asked by Georami 3 in Religion & Spirituality

How was your experience? My daughter just got her beginners and I've gone out with her twice now. I don't know if I'll ever stop being terrified, especially when there is a stop sign or sharp turn.

2007-05-05 13:44:36 · 13 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why must I sit here night after night reading “Do the Republicans feel badly that the Democratic Party is that of the well educated?” And “Why do the Right Wingers hate the poor?”

I am a Traditionalist Conservative Republican. I was born and raised poor. I was one of the very few in my family to graduate high school. I was the only one to go to ever go to college. For that honor I paid student loans for ten years. Why? Because I was too proud to take grants and handouts as I really didn’t “need them”. I wanted to be proud of my accomplishments! During college I worked two jobs. When I got out of college I worked two and many times three jobs… That’s right, sixteen hour days five days a week, eight hour days two days a week.

I have busted my butt all of my life. I did not spend my college years smoking dope, bad mouthing my country and being a civil disobedient. And for that I have reaped the fruits of my labor.

2007-05-05 13:44:14 · 14 answers · asked by Dog Lover 7 in Politics

im tryin 2 combine them 2gether but can't seem to. help??

2007-05-05 13:43:48 · 18 answers · asked by /.\aliyah~~Babygurl<3 2 in Movies

2007-05-05 13:43:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I really enjoy it.

2007-05-05 13:43:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think?

2007-05-05 13:43:28 · 6 answers · asked by Brendan 3 in Baseball

he knows you

2007-05-05 13:43:26 · 26 answers · asked by treehousecracker 1 in Religion & Spirituality

(try today - remember to write the mirror image otherwise people will look at you as if you are odd) - lol

2007-05-05 13:43:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All The hot dogs taste like sh11t....haha..i know..corny

2007-05-05 13:43:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Check me out on 360. I'm not trying to pick anyone up, I just want to know your opinion.

2007-05-05 13:42:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-05 13:42:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

2007-05-05 13:42:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you tired of those boxing matches where there's so much talking and before you know it, it's all over by the 2nd or 3rd round. ?? It's a big joke, just watch what happens tonight with Delajoya and Mayweather.

2007-05-05 13:42:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

it was recalled for a part in the steering , i drove it there and had no problems , they call me a week later to get it and it wont even start and when it tries it dies they admit it that what they did made it that way what can i do what recourse do i have under the law , i was told they had to put me back to where i was before they did what they did ??????

2007-05-05 13:42:16 · 11 answers · asked by wes_t2001 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

Where can i find a stream for the fight?

2007-05-05 13:42:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing