Three ducks walk into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles.
2007-05-05 13:46:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
definitely twisted
2007-05-05 14:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by lady_crysa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, yet even with the reality that humorous....proper the following is mine genuinely Willie Nelson's): A duck walks proper right into a bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says "No." the duck leaves. the 2d day, the duck walks into the bar & askes the bartender,"Do you've any grapes?" The bartender says, "NO!" The 0.33 day the duck walks into the bar & asks the bartender if he has any grapes. THe bartender says, "listen! i did now no longer have any grapes the day previous, i have were given no longer were given any proper now, and that i visit't have any day after proper now! in case you come back back in proper the following back & question me that, i visit nail your feet to the bar! day after proper now, the duck walks into the bar & asks, "Do you've any nails?" The bartender says, "no" Then he asks, "Do you've any grapes?" it really is the funniest sparkling comic tale i have were given ever heard.
2016-12-05 10:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-05 14:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.Very funny.
2007-05-05 13:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Chatterbox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly. Happy spring everyone. lol
2007-05-05 17:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by kcneale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those ducks need a pond.not puddles.
funny
he he
2007-05-05 13:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HAA HAAAAA HEE HEE HEE 10/10 GOOD ONE
2007-05-05 19:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My. Pwned.
2007-05-05 14:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by I Know Nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thts sick but funny.
2007-05-05 13:50:13 · answer #9 · answered by ~♠•S•♠~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2007-05-05 13:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by hgckujhvjyrdnvjhtfhgchtfcjhgcvjg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋