All categories - 20 April 2007

Three guys are discussing the control they have over their wives.

The first guy says, "I have immense control over my wife. Every night I come home from work to find my dinner waiting for me on the table."

The second guy says, "I have total control over my wife. Every night I come home from work to find a hot bath ready and waiting."

The third guy says, "The other night, lads, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The other two are really impressed with this and ask, "Yeah? what did she say?"

"Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!"

2007-04-20 13:36:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

She says there is over $3,000 in damages. She is so picky that she thinks damages are painting and carpet cleaning and cleaning of drapes, which by the way we did all of those before we left. She also has carged for her "repair man" to come in and replace light bulbs and clean thigs we already cleaned. She hired a widow cleaner who charged over $150.

We fixed 2 screens and she did not like how they looked so she had them replaced then desided they did not match so the replaced 3 more, charging us for all.

She was picky when we lived there about every thing. We even hired a gardener because she said our lawn was not mowed enough. We mowed it 2 times a month and it looked great but she still wasn't happy.


We have never had bad rentals and we have always paid the rent over a week before it was due.

What can we do?

2007-04-20 13:36:04 · 11 answers · asked by Married and loving it!!!! 3 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-04-20 13:35:52 · 14 answers · asked by Jadis 4 in Polls & Surveys

If 90% of Earth was annhiliated and the only survivors were somewhere in Micronesia, and they were all small youths (under the age of 16), and the only manmade thing still standing after whatever catastrophe befell mankind was a giant ash cloud of the Lucky Charms Leprechaun which persisted in the atmosphere for months...

Would this band of survivors start worshipping Lucky?

Would there be a Gospel of the Green Clover, Blue Diamond, and Purple Horseshoes?

Would Lucky be the Prophet or Messiah?

Do humans need to worship something?

Why did I miss out on that handout when my DNA was being activated?

2007-04-20 13:35:41 · 3 answers · asked by crusadawannabe 2 in Religion & Spirituality

1998 trans-am over heats ..even after changing the waterpump

2007-04-20 13:35:40 · 6 answers · asked by sandy 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

how long will you be in pain

2007-04-20 13:35:37 · 22 answers · asked by ALESANA 7 in Tattoos

Like the book of Adam and Eve, Jubilees, ect..

2007-04-20 13:35:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Don't MAKE me have to pull this car over!!!!

2007-04-20 13:35:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 13:35:07 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 13:34:44 · 2 answers · asked by Xo 1 in Philosophy

Anyways to get some less visible arm hair, without shaving?

xD -random question-

2007-04-20 13:34:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-04-20 13:34:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I think the government should only make sure that only employed families get education by selling the public school system to the businesses like health care. Do you agree?

Lazy welfare users do not deserve to have their offspring go to school. By selling off education, we'll make sure they PAY for THEIR education instead of having rich hard working people on Wall Street pay through taxes

Yet one more reason why liberals= backwards.

2007-04-20 13:34:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I am making chicken with vegetables and it says to use a roasting pan, can I use anything else since I do not have a roasting pan??

2007-04-20 13:33:51 · 14 answers · asked by Momof2 3 in Cooking & Recipes

like the time Jesus assended into heaven

2007-04-20 13:33:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-20 13:33:42 · 40 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 13:33:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

It's time to liven up this place!

2007-04-20 13:32:39 · 38 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

i need to know how to do it..plz help

2007-04-20 13:32:29 · 9 answers · asked by lil aj 1 in Mathematics

Wow. I went to a very anti-american EUropean messageboard and peacefully debated them. Only to find out my account banned and all of my posts deleted! This is the same forum that allows people to post comments such as, "I hope americans all die" and such, yet limits freedom of speech.

Whats wrong with these dumb anti-americans???

The "American Empire Project" is their site, by the way, if you wanna give it a try yourself.

2007-04-20 13:32:21 · 8 answers · asked by Flash 3 in Politics

Are we really supposed to believe that making money and buying nice things makes us happy??? What do you think? Do you think America has it all figured out? "The land of opportunity" could be lack of. This world is restricted in it's thinking. How can we help change this?

2007-04-20 13:31:57 · 22 answers · asked by Dave G 1 in Philosophy

I think it's a bit iffy since I'm not Christian and I know there are others like me.

But still though it might be interesting to look at the bible in a historic way rather then an emotional one. Right?

2007-04-20 13:31:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-04-20 13:31:00 · 16 answers · asked by MikeTheDrummer12 2 in Music

Where can I submit it? And I'm not sure if someone has thought of it, so what is the most recent, sensible theory out there?

2007-04-20 13:30:57 · 13 answers · asked by mlissers 2 in Anthropology

Who Is the Closest Thing To Jordan Right Now In The NBA?

Who is the closest, not who is better Jordan.... who reminds you of Jordan right now in the NBA?

no one is not a answer.

dont get all offended, im not saying anyone is better then Jordan. I am simply asking who is the closest thing Jordan right now in the NBA?

2007-04-20 13:30:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2007-04-20 13:30:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

A girl on my bus was reading the bible, and I asked her what she was reading. So she told me, and I said that I believe in evolution not god. She literaly erupted with questions like "THEN WHEN DO MONKEYS COME FROM?" and "THEN WHERE DOES WATER COME FROM?!" and all I could say was like "Uhh, well, I-" and she interrupts me with more questions! I wasn't even trying to start and arguement, and now she's all mad at me. What's her problem?

2007-04-20 13:29:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'd like to find and buy a Moet&Chandon bottle this size?

2007-04-20 13:29:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I have too many to list but my # 1 is reeses fast break YUUM

2007-04-20 13:29:43 · 31 answers · asked by haley m 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-04-20 13:29:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality