A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian stood at the gates of Hell. Satan came out and looked them over. "Why are you here?" he asked the Jew.
"I ate pork," the Jew admitted.
"Okay, come on in," said the Devil. Then he turned to the Catholic. "What about you?"
"I ate meat on Friday, long before His Holiness said it was okay," the Catholic answered.
"All right, come in," Satan said. Then he looked at the Episcopalian. "Why on earth are you down here?"
The Episcopalian hung his head in shame, then answered: "I ate with the wrong fork."
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Question: What do you call a one-legged Wiccan?
Answer: Eileen.
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Question: Why did the Hindu refuse novacaine when she had her teeth worked on?
Answer: She wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Question: Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the sofa?
Answer: Because they have no attachments.
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2007-03-19
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