Parties are masquerades these days, only the masks are not worn over faces but laid over job titles. Take the instance of a Gardner, he called himself a "Landscape Design Consultant" and ended up with a hot date instead of tending tulips and rhodendrons. There was a Dishwasher who called himself a
"Cutlery Storage and Preservation Associate." So I decided to invent a title for my Domino's Pizza delivery gig and called myself "Italian Cuisine Procurement & Distribution Expert" for a MNC. This impressed the gal I was with who was probably staring at my biceps when I whispered the job title. However, during the week I was riding the 125 cc standard issue moped with boxes of pizza balanced on an assortment of carriers, one for the vegeterian fanatic, one for a chicken lover and so on when the light turned red and I stopped abruptly. As luck would have it this gal stopped beside me in her new Chevy and my stomach bubbled like the cheese on a pepperoni pizza. How to explain when she shoots?
2007-03-16
05:11:38
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Kaliyug Ka Plato
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Singles & Dating