All categories - 11 March 2007

for 1,350.00? Thirteen hundred-fifty or One-thousand three-hundred-fifty?

2007-03-11 10:12:00 · 12 answers · asked by sweetpeasmum 4 in Words & Wordplay

2007-03-11 10:11:57 · 40 answers · asked by mysthiqueuxm 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 10:11:56 · 10 answers · asked by rjams0113 1 in Diabetes

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president,"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."

2007-03-11 10:11:56 · 4 answers · asked by britrob20 3 in Jokes & Riddles

think that they have any right to try to stick their nose in what America does. And not only that they tend to be so negative. The US gives more chartable contributions to rest of the world. So I say to the rest of the world lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!

2007-03-11 10:11:56 · 8 answers · asked by recon1223 2 in Other - Politics & Government

10. I think of you as a brother = (you remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance)

9. There's a little difference in our ages = (You are one Jurassic geezer)

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way = (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on)

7. My life if too complicated right now = (I don't want you spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)

6. I've got a boyfriend = (Who's really my male cat)

5. I don't date men where I work = (Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)

4. It's not you, it's me = (It's not me, it's you)

3. I'm concentrating on my career = (even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)

2. I'm celibate = (I've sworn off only the men like you)

and the number one rejection line given by women... (and what it really means)

2007-03-11 10:11:54 · 8 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The story problem is:

A ship crusing on a river can travel 135 miles in 15 hours when traveling against the current. When cruising with the current, the trip takes 10 hours. Find the speed of the ship in still water and the speed of the current.

I don't know where to start...

2007-03-11 10:11:50 · 2 answers · asked by lil_bit_country 1 in Homework Help

There is no way I can handle it. It's a Big Occasion (20 years) but I have no idea what to ask and how to choose caterers. And I don't know any wives yet. It's very important and I am on the spot! My husband got me into this!

2007-03-11 10:11:50 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Other - Food & Drink

Im going tomorrow and set the date- But, my husband and i are trying to conceive...Is it still ok?

2007-03-11 10:11:49 · 5 answers · asked by Mandi R 2 in Trying to Conceive

Hi, im going to uni in a year and a half, and my teachers keep on going on about it all the time! anyway i ve taken sometime to look at what i want to do. i would like to do a buisness course or maybe history, to do a job in finance such as a stock broker or maybe a journalist if i take history. Anyway, im not the most confident of people, and i would like to overcome that by having some work experience or taking a course in buisness skills. Firstly, does anyone know, like a summer course, that someone does, where you can learn buisness skills and communication etc, because you dont really learn these skills at college. Also does anyone know any good companies in norwich area, that would be good for work experience in the field? One final thing, is anyone whose taken any buisness course at university, what are they like? and which one would be good to take? Thanks

2007-03-11 10:11:49 · 1 answers · asked by Tom E 2 in Careers & Employment

It is very clear that the war is illegal under international law, and that the United States is the aggressor. That is usually the criteria by which reparations are enforced.

2007-03-11 10:11:45 · 16 answers · asked by Longhaired Freaky Person 4 in Politics

Did he ever attend college?
Everywhere I look, it seems like he got out of high school, went into the Air Force, and then got a job as an editor. Isn't that a very rare occurence, for a person who is not college-educated?

2007-03-11 10:11:42 · 1 answers · asked by Jezebel Lee 2 in Books & Authors

do straight guys bellydance? is there any difference between what guys and girls do?

2007-03-11 10:11:40 · 11 answers · asked by John 2 in Dancing

a myspace layout for my boyfriend, that has both skateboards and skulls in it. he wants it to have black in it, but I can't find anything. If anyone can find a layout specifically like this, not just a layout site, I would really appreciate it.

2007-03-11 10:11:39 · 2 answers · asked by <3*manda*massacre*<3 1 in Drawing & Illustration

2007-03-11 10:11:38 · 28 answers · asked by Lind-z 1 in Polls & Surveys

a real man does not look up to see a womans behind he looks down to find looose change - anynomus

is it appropriate or does it even make sense

2007-03-11 10:11:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-03-11 10:11:36 · 28 answers · asked by rabby 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A jiffy is an actual unit of time: 1/100th of a second.

2007-03-11 10:11:36 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Central Florida-We bought the home in 2005. The St Augustine grass in the front yard was filled with weeds. We had a professional company spray to kill old grass and eventually plug the yard. They didn't remove any weeds or old dead grass. We kept them for 6 more months waiting for the yard to look better while paying them to spray the yard. We dropped them because the grass never looked any better. Now it is Spring again, the grass still looks terrible. Plugs never grew and many of them are dead. What do we do? Can this be fixed or do we start all over again?

2007-03-11 10:11:28 · 2 answers · asked by Marissa B 1 in Garden & Landscape

Preferences: Close to Valentine Complex apts, General Vaidya Marg.

2007-03-11 10:11:28 · 9 answers · asked by arun_s_vasu 1 in Mumbai

Book, 1st version of movie, 2nd version of movie( "Kiddie version" as I call it), or TV show?
Personally, I am a loyal fan of the book, and love the 1st version of the movie, but I really dislike the version they dumbed down for children, and the TV series based off that version.
What's your preference?

2007-03-11 10:11:28 · 2 answers · asked by Gingey 1 in Books & Authors

if i want to become a pediatrician, what do field(s) do i have to major in?

2007-03-11 10:11:27 · 2 answers · asked by Kat 1 in Higher Education (University +)

"children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them"

2007-03-11 10:11:23 · 4 answers · asked by Jade S 3 in Quotations

i need thee weather for march 4th
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in fairfield, california

2007-03-11 10:11:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

2007-03-11 10:11:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating