10. I think of you as a brother = (you remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance)
9. There's a little difference in our ages = (You are one Jurassic geezer)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way = (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on)
7. My life if too complicated right now = (I don't want you spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)
6. I've got a boyfriend = (Who's really my male cat)
5. I don't date men where I work = (Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
4. It's not you, it's me = (It's not me, it's you)
3. I'm concentrating on my career = (even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2. I'm celibate = (I've sworn off only the men like you)
and the number one rejection line given by women... (and what it really means)
2007-03-11 10:11:54 · 8 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Let's be friends = (I want you to stick around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with)
2007-03-11 10:12:08 · update #1
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN
10. I think of you as a sister = (you're ugly)
9. There's a slight difference in age = (you're ugly)
8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way = (you're ugly)
7. My life's too complicated right now = (you're ugly)
6. I've got a girlfriend = (you're ugly)
5. I don't date women where I work = (you're ugly)
4. It's not you, it's me = (you're ugly)
3. I'm concentrating on my career = (you're ugly)
2. I'm celibate = (you're ugly)
and the number one rejection line given by men... (and what it really means)
1. Let's be friends = (you're ugly)
2007-03-11 10:12:34 · update #2
thats great
ive used one or two of those
and that is exactly what i meant by it.
2007-03-11 10:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent Lol
2016-03-29 00:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ur right i guess. men only like the looks.
:( thats a pity. are all guys like that then or can some really appreciate a woman's personality?
2007-03-11 10:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by HL 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you forgot:
I'm just not ready for a serious relationship= I was trying to get your friends number and ending up with your instead, ans i'm trying to play it cool.
2007-03-11 10:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
HA! you're right u know!
2007-03-11 10:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True and funny!
2007-03-11 10:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by Werecatwoman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great I love it!
2007-03-11 10:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Iluvhim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True...............
2007-03-11 10:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋