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mine is Snuffeluffogous...(ok..does anyone actually know how to spell that!!)

2007-03-09 18:14:46 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 18:14:33 · 19 answers · asked by threeeightsinch42 1 in Polls & Surveys

Ive seen a rose and heart....and even a truck....can you make anything special?.....will you show me?

2007-03-09 18:14:27 · 14 answers · asked by marie 3 in Polls & Surveys

Ok it's this guy that go to the same college as me, I like him so much in fact I think Im falling in love with him...but Im too scared to tell him how I feel about him. I think I'm to old to have a secret crush but I'm really crushing on this guy. This is the first time I've ever fell in love with someone other than my boyfriend...I need help.

2007-03-09 18:14:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Mine would be Fat Free/Skim Milk and Henize Ketchup!

2007-03-09 18:14:24 · 29 answers · asked by Barlow 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 18:14:23 · 13 answers · asked by ~dreamvette~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Will you marry me, a stranger? Will you take the risk and marry someone you don't know rather than spend a life alone? Will you take the risk and share a life? Will you, the male readers, marry me? Does it matter if someone has an education, or no education? Does it matter the person has character? Do you go by looks? Do you go by personality? Do you want to be a part of my family?

2007-03-09 18:14:20 · 11 answers · asked by dlm1ok 3 in Singles & Dating

Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade pupils.

"Johnny, what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"


Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the principal's office.

The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johnny some simple arithmetic.

"What is three times three?"

"Nine, Sir."

"How much is nine times six?"

"Fifty-four."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."

Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"






Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"


"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"








"Pockets!"


"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"





"Pants."


"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"








"Coconut. !"

"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.








"Bubblegum!"

"What does a man do standing up, a woman does! sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"









"Shake hands, Ma'am."


"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one. You stick your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do."








Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"

"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.








But Johnny was on the ball with "Wedding Ring!"


"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."





"Nose."


"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver."














"Arrow."


"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?"












"Fire truck, Ma'am!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send him to university!!!!, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

2007-03-09 18:14:12 · 10 answers · asked by ilovenature 2 in Jokes & Riddles

she is about to have two twin girls, and she said i could name them! but which two names should i pick...
(choose two)
Angélique
Annette
Bella
Belle
Caroline
Chanel
Chantel
Christine
Coletta
Cosette
Danielle
Evette
Hailey
Hallie
Hannah
Ivana
Eloise

2007-03-09 18:13:54 · 19 answers · asked by star2bee1028 2 in Pregnancy

unity = 1
Nothing = What unity is not.
Science and philosophy cannot explore what unity is not.

SCIENCE AND PHILOSOPHY CAN EXPLORE WHAT UNITY IS.

What is your opinion on this conclusion?

2007-03-09 18:13:19 · 15 answers · asked by The Knowledge Server 1 in Philosophy

I've always learned that you only accrue expense items at month end. However, there have been times when I was told that you can accrue for asset accounts as well like inventory, fixed assets, etc. Can someone please help clarify?

2007-03-09 18:13:19 · 1 answers · asked by Tanya N 1 in Other - Business & Finance

she toled me someone liked me, but i got the felling it's her

2007-03-09 18:13:14 · 3 answers · asked by elmo 1 in Singles & Dating

How do you confirm which side of the contact lens is the right side?

2007-03-09 18:13:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

2007-03-09 18:12:56 · 14 answers · asked by sweetooth 2 in Personal Finance

I am short and skinny but have a wide waist.

Can anybody give me some tips for wearing a saree, so that I can look taller and slimmer?

2007-03-09 18:12:47 · 5 answers · asked by M 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-03-09 18:12:41 · 13 answers · asked by lemonflower 1 in Military

I downloaded the new firefox it worked fine until it just started to happen. I have tried to uninstall it but whenever I do it reapperars after I re-install...

help me please!!!

2007-03-09 18:12:33 · 2 answers · asked by brown l 1 in Internet

2007-03-09 18:12:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you still a virgin and are u waiting for marriage or does it matter if you are or not?

2007-03-09 18:12:28 · 7 answers · asked by virgin 4 in Singles & Dating

Or is that not possible for the place you have in mind?

2007-03-09 18:12:26 · 17 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can only remember one line but i really like it
"i wish i was more masculine"
It's on the radio a lot lately....alternative

2007-03-09 18:12:18 · 3 answers · asked by Namaste 4 in Music

2007-03-09 18:12:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I have something peculiar going on with me.When i go out I find girls staring at me.First I thought they like me.But,when it was going on for too long,i felt Maybe i m wierd or something.IF i m wierd why do only girls stare at me but not boys?Whats going on actually?

2007-03-09 18:12:06 · 10 answers · asked by him h 1 in Singles & Dating

after exercising i feel kind of hungry so i eat some kellogs smart start... i know water is the best liquid to drink but i prefer milk... is that okay? c",)

2007-03-09 18:12:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

And, I do mean *all* that is good. I've heard people thank this god for their pets' health, etc.

Why does this deity receive so much credit, but zero blame? After all, he's omnipotent, right?

2007-03-09 18:11:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am trying to find answers to my problem.I had asthma 3 years ago but only mlildly so i very rarely needed an inhaler.before christmas i had pnuemonia/pluerisy.After lots of antibiotics/steriods and inhalers the doctor said the infection has now gone.My question is why everytime i finish steriod tablets to help me breathe that my breathing goes terrible again.My doctor said i have been left with a tightness in my breathing which is taking a long time to settle down.What does this mean.He is ending me to see a specialist.I did the test where you blow into a tube and the results went to 150 dont know how bad that is.Could pnuemonia have left me with weakened lung.Please help its all driving me mad.

2007-03-09 18:11:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Respiratory Diseases

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